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14 Dec 2022, 8:42 am

Hopefully not mugged.

Are there alleys in rural parts of the UK?



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14 Dec 2022, 8:55 am

Right next to the chutes.


Do you have any idea what's come over me?


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14 Dec 2022, 9:18 am

That pretty hat you're wearing.....

Does an omelet have to have three eggs within it?



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14 Dec 2022, 9:24 am

I like them better with three omes.
In France they're called les ome-ome-ome-lets.

Will I get everything done today?


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14 Dec 2022, 9:26 am

Only the three egg shells.

Are you annoying?


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14 Dec 2022, 9:35 am

Lately? Hell, yeah.

Am I annoyed?


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14 Dec 2022, 9:37 am

Never ever in your life. Where did you learn this word?

Where did you learn all your words?


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14 Dec 2022, 9:41 am

I learned it from Melissa.

I learned all the other words from alphabet soup and ransom notes.


Seriously, do I throw in the towel?


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14 Dec 2022, 10:00 am

Only if it has real gold in it.

Do you ever let the towel throw you?



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14 Dec 2022, 10:02 am

I let the towel throw up at me.
That was a bad idea.

How not to get insane?


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14 Dec 2022, 10:05 am

By kicking aluminum cans in the street.

What happens when peanut butter is combined with chocolate?



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14 Dec 2022, 10:07 am

I drool.


Magz: If you figure out the key to sanity, please drop a link in Mod Attention.



What should I do first?


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14 Dec 2022, 10:08 am

Summon the lower half of Captain Planet.

What decorations are the most appropriate on a Christmas tree?


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14 Dec 2022, 10:11 am

We have a kraken and a decapitated drummer boy.



same q


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14 Dec 2022, 10:14 am

I would leave the beautiful Douglas Fir as it is; it looks beautiful without any adornment. Maybe add a little snow to it.

Why do Yurts (called by the Mongolians Gers) keep people warm when it's minus 40 Celsius outside?



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14 Dec 2022, 10:46 am

They define "warm" as at least minus 80 Celsius.

How do refrigerators work?


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