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kraftiekortie Veteran
Joined: 4 Feb 2014Gender: MalePosts: 87,510Location: Queens, NYC
Hopefully not mugged.Are there alleys in rural parts of the UK?
IsabellaLinton Veteran
Joined: 1 Nov 2017Gender: FemalePosts: 72,422Location: Chez Quis
Right next to the chutes. Do you have any idea what's come over me?
That pretty hat you're wearing.....Does an omelet have to have three eggs within it?
I like them better with three omes. In France they're called les ome-ome-ome-lets.Will I get everything done today?
magz Forum Moderator
Joined: 1 Jun 2017Age: 40Gender: FemalePosts: 16,283Location: Poland
Only the three egg shells.Are you annoying?
Lately? Hell, yeah. Am I annoyed?
Never ever in your life. Where did you learn this word?Where did you learn all your words?
I learned it from Melissa. I learned all the other words from alphabet soup and ransom notes.Seriously, do I throw in the towel?
Only if it has real gold in it.Do you ever let the towel throw you?
I let the towel throw up at me.That was a bad idea.How not to get insane?
By kicking aluminum cans in the street.What happens when peanut butter is combined with chocolate?
I drool. Magz: If you figure out the key to sanity, please drop a link in Mod Attention.What should I do first?
Summon the lower half of Captain Planet.What decorations are the most appropriate on a Christmas tree?
We have a kraken and a decapitated drummer boy. same q
I would leave the beautiful Douglas Fir as it is; it looks beautiful without any adornment. Maybe add a little snow to it.Why do Yurts (called by the Mongolians Gers) keep people warm when it's minus 40 Celsius outside?
They define "warm" as at least minus 80 Celsius.How do refrigerators work?