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They create a wormhole between the refrigerator and the arctic circle where cold air is drawn and circulated in the fridge.

Where do socks go that disappear in the washing machine?

There's a whole detailed explanation published, unfortunately, I don't see it translated to English
https://ka-books.com/2019/01/18/niesamo ... ten-socks/

How do washing machines work?

What do you think? They maintain the cycle of Friggers!

What do you do with all the random electrons floating around amid complete elements and molecules?

I play roulette with millions of them... it's quite high tension.

Where does the sun go when it disappears each day?

The Sun could never get any sleep; somebody on Earth always needs him/her.

Do you believe you could hang your coat upon a star in the sky?

Of course, just hand your coat to the cow who jumps over the moon and ask her to hang it for you.

What big sharp teeth you have, what a bristly fur coat you have, what piercing eyes you have... who are you?

The sandwich left forgotten in your backpack two years ago.

Why do people say "Holy Cow"?

Because spotted cows appear to have holes in them.


Why do some people think they're better than others?

Because they have an alien parasite living inside their brain telling them so.

Why do people grow old and die?

To make us believe life is worth living.


Why? Just why?

For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead...
Now these points of data make a beautiful line!


Why do people do Science?

It's a formal mating call.
It just happened to be very popular and very stimulating with sapiosexuals.


How does a tree be inside a tree?

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Lose more time here - Updates at least once a week.

When mummy tree and daddy tree love each other very much...

Where did the moon come from?

Its reproductive organs, like everyone else.


Did you sail on The Titanic? How was it?

Lots of ice for my Scotch, but a bit nippy and didn't like the outdoor pool.

Why is Scotch so expensive?

Because adhesive tape is a cutting-edge technology.

Who invented scissors and why?