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IsabellaLinton
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15 Dec 2022, 11:13 am

Mr and Mrs Sciss.
They were originally called "Sciss-Ours".
It was a money making scheme.
They cut ties and their divorce was very bloody.
Mr Sciss got the rights, and dropped the letter u in a non-disclosure agreement.
Rumour has it Mrs Sciss works for Cricut now.


Do you know any magic tricks?


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15 Dec 2022, 1:01 pm

I can make your entire house vanish and reappear so quickly you don't even see it happen.

Why are they always snowmen never snowwomen?


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15 Dec 2022, 4:16 pm

The snowwomen went shopping.

Are you asleep?


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15 Dec 2022, 4:20 pm

I wish I was in a permanent state of sleep, while repairing consummately all machines in my house.

Have you a watermelon?



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15 Dec 2022, 5:01 pm

I have a milkmelon.

Have you nuts?


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15 Dec 2022, 5:10 pm

They are all over my house----but I have none of them.

Why is pistachio green?



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16 Dec 2022, 4:40 am

Because it feels blue.

Are there two identical snowflakes anywhere?


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16 Dec 2022, 4:44 am

Yes, usually in The Haven.


Pepsi or Coke?


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16 Dec 2022, 4:53 am

Neither.

Where does the road outside my home lead to?


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16 Dec 2022, 4:54 am

Away


Where is away?


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16 Dec 2022, 4:56 am

In České Budějovice. Nowhere else.

Who really was Otzi the Snowman?


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16 Dec 2022, 7:27 am

Frosty’s great aunt.

Who determined that water should freeze at 0 Celsius?



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16 Dec 2022, 7:29 am

Mr Fahrenheit.

Why does water boil at 100 degrees Celsius?


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16 Dec 2022, 8:26 am

Because the "0"s look like bubbles.

Name the deadly sins.


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16 Dec 2022, 8:35 am

Labor
Effort
Exertion
Exhaustion
Sweat Equity
Imposition
Obligation

Why must measurement be in furlongs in horse racing?



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16 Dec 2022, 8:40 am

Because racing horses have long fur.

Why do people decorate conifers at the end of December?


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