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07 May 2014, 5:38 pm

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Beards are over rated


I sported an Imperial for several years. The stupid thing was more trouble than shaving, what with the trimming and shaping and all. Plus during the summer months it was hot.


Trimming and shaping....what are those?
I just let mine grow mountain man style. When I go gray I'm gonna rival Gandalf.



Trimming is when you take a limited amount of hair off. Cutting is when you take a large amount of hair off. Shaving is when all of the hair is off. Shaping is when you trim the hairs in a specific way and make your beard look more "groomed" or like a different shape than before you did it.



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07 May 2014, 6:36 pm

I bought one of these the other week
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60mins shaving time
0.4-5mm setting that is digital and a motor changes the setting for you :)
takes 2minutes vs 10-15 shaving.

Totally epic! no more annoying shaves for me just 2.0 mm of perfect stubble every day and I'll likely save the £100 it cost on razor blades alone before it dies



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07 May 2014, 7:02 pm

Now you can look like one of those male models who always have perfect facial hair. LOL!



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07 May 2014, 7:23 pm

bleh12345 wrote:
Now you can look like one of those male models who always have perfect facial hair. LOL!

Better than looking like a tramp :D



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07 May 2014, 7:29 pm

It's true: "tramp" could be used for a man, too. I believe Charlie Chaplin's character was known as a "tramp," rather than a "bum."



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14 May 2014, 12:52 pm

Tramps travel to see the world, stay clean, are honest and look for work while tramping about. Kind of like all the folks looking for work during the Depression & fleeing the Dust Bowl, or just out to see the world.

Bums are often mentally sick, frequently homeless underage outcasts, alcoholics or addicts, and all need help to survive.



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29 May 2014, 6:43 am

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all need help to survive.


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31 May 2014, 7:03 am

I'm a bodybuilder and I also strive to be assertive when I need to be, after being naive for most of my life. I don't drink alcohol at all. I believe what makes a great man, is someone who has honor, morality, integrity. When I think of great men I think of men such as JFK, Steve Reeves, Jack Lallane, Leif Erikson.



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04 Jun 2014, 8:01 pm

Interesting fact, Arnold Schwarzenegger took ballet classes to help with his posing on stage. Also, if anyone wants to feel manly, just play this song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiXaT_1I-vw



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04 Jun 2014, 11:48 pm

CommanderKeen wrote:
Interesting fact, Arnold Schwarzenegger took ballet classes to help with his posing on stage. Also, if anyone wants to feel manly, just play this song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiXaT_1I-vw


Apparently, he also has consultations with a speech therapist to keep his trademark Austrian accent, and not allow it to become Americanized.



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13 Jun 2014, 11:02 am

I like to get a couple of large empty bags of Sakrete and fill them with Styrofoam peanuts. Next, I put on a sleeveless t-shirt, take them out into the front yard, and slowly hoist them over my head while making a loud, primal grunting sound.



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04 Jul 2014, 12:04 am

To stay masculine, I often venture out into the woods and fashion a flannel shirt from pine needles and beavers.

Seriously, I just play a lot of metal music.



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05 Jul 2014, 4:33 am

I kill all my food with my bare hands and eat it raw


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05 Jul 2014, 12:52 pm

Laddo wrote:
I kill all my food with my bare hands and eat it raw

and then I kill Laddo and take his freshly cooked meat.

nature is cruel sometimes :twisted:

oh wait you didn't even cook :chef: it now I have food poisoning :wall:



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06 Jul 2014, 12:41 pm

bump



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10 Jul 2014, 3:45 pm

^How do you bump a stickied thread, though? Pretty sure that only Chuck Norris could do that.


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