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19 Aug 2011, 4:14 pm

Polythene bags are frightened of the dark.


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19 Aug 2011, 4:41 pm

I enjoy being a girl so much that I wish Lady was a gender option on WP.


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19 Aug 2011, 4:57 pm

I hope to be rich when I am 40



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19 Aug 2011, 5:07 pm

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19 Aug 2011, 5:11 pm

Bob Barker was the first man to walk on the moon.



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19 Aug 2011, 5:14 pm

Dogs can fly.


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I am Ashley. My pronouns are she/her.


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19 Aug 2011, 5:24 pm

I have reversible knees and a rubber pelvis.


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19 Aug 2011, 5:27 pm

I am highly intelligent!


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19 Aug 2011, 5:27 pm

KyleTheGhost wrote:
Dogs can fly.


All dogs go to heaven.


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19 Aug 2011, 5:31 pm

My eyelids are transparent and shut with a loud bang.


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19 Aug 2011, 5:32 pm

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19 Aug 2011, 5:34 pm

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19 Aug 2011, 5:50 pm

I am perfectly heterosexual and love hairy, older, tall men that seem to exhume masculinity from every pore.


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Given a “tentative” diagnosis as a child as I needed services at school for what was later correctly discovered to be a major anxiety disorder.

This misdiagnosis caused me significant stress, which lessened upon finding out the truth about myself from my current and past long-term therapists - that I am an anxious and highly sensitive person but do not have an autism spectrum disorder.

My diagnoses - social anxiety disorder and obsessive-compulsive disorder.

I’m no longer involved with the ASD world.


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19 Aug 2011, 5:52 pm

Ronald Regan wore stilettos and a grass skirt.


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19 Aug 2011, 6:02 pm

This thread hasn't gone past 5 pages.



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19 Aug 2011, 6:16 pm

Once every 53 years the rare Algonquin cheese beetle surfaces to produce the most amazing cheddar you've ever tasted. If you missed it last time you'll have to wait until 2047 for the next opportunity.