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IsabellaLinton
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26 Feb 2021, 3:19 pm

All Undergrads Deserve Insurance

Why am I still sick?


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26 Feb 2021, 11:56 pm

persistent bad humors and incorrect propitiations.

what does heavy water do?



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27 Feb 2021, 12:00 am

It bores the crap out of lighthearted water, with loquacious lectures.

What does helium do?


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27 Feb 2021, 2:03 am

another name for nitric oxide which is a gas useful for men.

who invented the word "invent"?



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27 Feb 2021, 9:19 am

You did, just now. Nice word- I wonder what it means?

- What does "invent" mean?


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27 Feb 2021, 9:31 am

(v) "To suck air inwardly, as if through a vent, gaping hole, or vacuum".

What does phosphorous mean?


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27 Feb 2021, 6:32 pm

It's a kind of French cheese. Very squishy.

How do you get a cat down from a tree?


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27 Feb 2021, 7:28 pm

Cut down the tree, then shake it over your pasta.

How do you get rid of pimples?


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28 Feb 2021, 4:37 am

read them the riot act.

how do you fix worn out body parts?



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28 Feb 2021, 5:15 am

Superglue fixes everything.

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28 Feb 2021, 5:50 am

Put them in a bowl of water in the fridge for 24 hours, like worn-out carrots. Works a treat.

Who are you? (Who-who, who-who?)


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28 Feb 2021, 6:12 am

i'm king of the world.

who are YOU?



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28 Feb 2021, 7:43 am

Major Thunderguts Blameitt

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28 Feb 2021, 1:54 pm

I am the Paraclete of Kaborka.

The Angel of the Bottomless Pit.



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28 Feb 2021, 2:12 pm

Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock, Duchess of Pillowforts and Old Books

Is plastic natural?


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28 Feb 2021, 2:39 pm

There is no right answer :P

What is the right answer?