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No, the next time they'll be offering full pirate costumes instead.

So, how to get out of hell?

You need a "Get out of Hell Free Card". Just keep playing until you get one. Or pay the fine, which can be substantial.

Why does Amazon keep trying to con me into getting a Prime subscription despite me saying 'NO' a thousand times?

You bought a subscription for asking you this question. Expensive but worth it.

Why is coffee bitter?

Genetic P Tea SD.

Why am I seeing perverted Rorschach images in an online fireplace video?

Because you think Rorschach from Watchmen is hot

Why do cats lick thier butts?

Because they don't like licking yours.

Where has Christmas gone? I'm sure it was here only the other day and I seem to have misplaced it.

Under your bed, behind that suspicious sock

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was a duck.

When will it stop hurting?

Only after it has been amputated. Ask a kindly neighbour to help with a hack saw and use a blowtorch to cauterise the wound.

What is Mrs Radish putting into the stir fry for my lunch?

Hopefully something edible

Is a Wok actually a representation of the Cycle of Life?

Yes. There's this Dire Straits hit: "Wok of life"

What were the ingredients of the primordial soup?

Prime numbers.

Ever eaten a piece of Pi?

I ate the whole Pi. It was rational.

What shall we do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?

Let him sleep it off---but not in your house!

Is drunken vomit the same is sober vomit?

Oh, gosh, has my vomit got drunk again?

Why do cats scratch things?

They're trying to scratch out a living.

Are you the Cats Meow----or are you the Bee's Knees?