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Bumble-bee tuna everybody
(psst..you balls are showing..)

(ace ventura - pet detective, for those that now thought "what the hell..")

Hey

listen.

I always wonder about the loud, obnoxius types in
poker tournaments. Theres always at least one of
them, they flap their lips very loud and makes alot
of noise all the time. I know why they do it, some
is just their personality, some is tactic, but one thing
never fails; they make themself look like gigantic
w*kers. I dont think i would play against someone
who just cant shut up but have to put words on every
thought they have, its just looks so childish and attention-
seeking. Shut you breadhole and play cards thats
whats its all about. And if someone actually gets thrown
off and looses because of the distracting loud guy, well,
you really shoudn`t play cards then. Its so obvious what
the noisy-guy is doing, so its just a matter of hitting
the "ignore the moron" button

I`m watching a loud annoying player right now...jeeeez
had i been at that table, i think i would have boiled over
and knocked him the blah out. He just wont shut up, even
after every player at the table have asked him to shut it
what an idiot. I know, its tactic with this one, he wants to
disrupt and make the others make mistakes, but he still is
a massive w*ker of a man. Thats just not the way you
play good poker.

All you loud obnoxius players out there, get a job!
People like you ruin the game completly and you run
the risk of getting hunted down in the parkinglot after
the game They way you people act, you should have
your asses kicked every morning at 9am, 7 days a week

Is it one of those actual jerks, or one wich is a bit smarter. The actual jerks wouldnt get any respect in the game would they, thats no way to take it. Being just the loud one is not the way to go, it is simple, better to be suttle and play it cool. By the way I am pretty bad at poker, I come up with good strategies, but I am terrible at pulling things off as my face always gives me away. In fact thats my problem with a lot of face to face games, that and my bad luck, I even get into debt to the other players in kid monopoly, my 7 year old brother on the other hand is very lucky.

Think he`s around 80% jerk this one. He does
succeed with his plan to disrupt, but it totally
messes up the game

Work a little on your face-giveaways, and you`ll probably
kncok`em dead Try turing it around, you give them the
info you want them to have by giving "fake" signs

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A rigid fighter is eaily knocked off balance,
a flexibel fighter can easily re-group and strike from any position

..I`ll go with the flexibel one

Drunken style training
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1312394/s ... _training/

I couldnt get into any of these forums for a little while just now. I have tried sending fake signals with things, all I need is more chances at doing so.

i couldnt get on either for like 40 min

l33t

cat

what does that even mean?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L33T

Leet or Eleet (sometimes rendered l33t, 1337, or 31337), also known as Leetspeak, is an alphabet used primarily on the Internet, which uses various combinations of ASCII characters to replace Latinate letters. The term is derived from the word "elite", and the usage it describes is a specialized form of symbolic writing. Different dialects of leet are found on different online fora.

for more information visit the link above

will do

*clap clap clap*

thank you