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I'm a Wasp Gasp.

How will I die?

Horribly while screaming.

How will I live?

Backwards in time.

What's the best Christmas Tree decoration?

A chain saw.

Why do people sit a fairy on the top of Christmas trees? They never look very comfortable.

But once impaled and grilled, they become perfect kebab!

Why are my cat's eyes so large?

The cat is sizing you up for its next meal. It will likely try to suffocate you while you sleep.

Why do they kill cats and line the centre of the road with their eyes?

So the chicken can get to the other side.


Why did I have a great question when I came to this game, but I can't remember it?

You were abducted by aliens who wiped your memory before depositing you back on Earth.

Where is my pet rock?

Rocking your pet asleep.

Can I purr?

Only with a suitable chest infection such as pneumonia or tuberculosis.

Should I become a vegetarian?

You should become an alien Vegan; you're just too kooky to be human!

Why can't we get to Alpha Centauri?

Because your bicycle isn't fast enough. You need to train much harder.

Why is my bicycle reluctant to leave my garage?

You know what they say: a fly is attracted to honey, rather than vinegar.

What do you tell a bicycle who wants to fly over a cliff?

Quick! Get ET onboard!

What do you say to a flat bicycle tyre when you're ten miles away from home?

Read him the Little Engine That Could.

Does the Flying Nun fly better than Mary Poppins with her umbrella?

Only with the addition of a suitable quantity of explosives to her rear.

Is the moon made of cheese? If so what type of cheese?