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kraftiekortie
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05 Jan 2023, 1:00 pm

Stop cutting the cheese!

Do you find Roquefort to be elegant?



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05 Jan 2023, 1:04 pm

Tried some when i lived in France. It was too salty to eat, threw it away. Maybe it was a bad batch, who knows. I love most cheeses.

Why is blue cheese blue?


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05 Jan 2023, 7:29 pm

Because they’ve had too much tragedy in life.

Do you enjoy spaghetti westerns?



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05 Jan 2023, 7:44 pm

No, only Ravioli Romances.

How do we know the earth isn’t upside down in the galaxy? Or is it?


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06 Jan 2023, 2:03 am

It is upside down, and inside out.

Do you like icecream?


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06 Jan 2023, 2:39 am

I’ll answer with a secret yes / no note in Geography class, but you have to promise not to show anyone.

Why don’t babies have teeth?


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06 Jan 2023, 3:47 am

They do, they're just invisible

Why was six afraid of seven?


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06 Jan 2023, 4:43 am

Because seven ate nine.

Why is my dog chewing my foot?


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06 Jan 2023, 6:11 am

Could it be that he has interspecies perverted tendencies?

Why do fools fall in love?



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06 Jan 2023, 8:00 am

They would prefer to fall in a puddle but love got them first.

Why do cats sit in boxes?


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06 Jan 2023, 8:15 am

Much better than a Grecian urn!

Why is everything so Greek to me?



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06 Jan 2023, 11:12 am

δεν ξέρω.

How can a robot commit suicide?


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06 Jan 2023, 11:21 am

It is forbidden to do so by Asimov's laws of robotics.

Can I have a robot vacuum cleaner?


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06 Jan 2023, 11:31 am

For dinner? Sure, I just need to hunt one down.

When should I start my journey around the world?


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06 Jan 2023, 11:41 am

After you get your first 10 million Zloty.

How many Doubloons do you have in your bank account?



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06 Jan 2023, 11:47 am

I don't have Doubloons, I have only Galleons, Sickles, and Knuts.

What jigsaw puzzle should I solve next?


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