What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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I'll do my best here to write it out as I recall it.Basically, I recall driving through an open countryside though there was some roadways but, there was not a great deal of them. I was accompanied by 4 other people in a car wherein, we were looking for a particular road to turn off and though, we made various stops along the way, be it a fast food restaurant to being at an airport, where I was talking to someone whom was a sumo wrestler of sorts. From there I remember getting into a large airplane though, I can't remember where I and everyone else was going destination wise yet, we were trying to find a way to our destinies.

so mebbe his left sideburn has a degree in philosophy while the right sideburn has a Masters in rhetoric?

Good grief. I had a dream where I was a magical girl like Madoka Magica, and I was cornered by three other magical girls, one I know was Homura, but the two others looked like Misty and Dawn from Pokemon. Homura was like, "Do you even know what you've done?" They were about to attack me, but Xion from Kingdom Hearts and Sally the Witch as magical girls ended up saving me from them, and I think Nami and Kyubey were there for some reason. Who knew the three characters in anime I hate and despise the most could be so scary

i dreamt that i was in my tin can at night, and for some reason all the windows were open, and the front door opened all of a sudden while i was standing in front of it. in fright, i grabbed the door knob and pulled it back closed despite somebody on the other side trying their best to open it back up, it was a tug-of-war that i won. then i went to my bedroom and tried to close the window but some green-gloved hands pushed through the screen and tried to obstruct the window from closing, so i closed the window on his hands which he quickly removed, then he busted in the window and tried to climb in and i punched him in the face and shoved him back out, then i ran to grab my pistol and turned around and he went around back to the front door, opening it despite me having locked it the last time, i don't know how he unlocked it. this time he got the door open and i saw the guy in full for the first time- head to toe in dusty moth-like dark gray workman's clothing, dusty greasy blond hair in a military cut, amber glasses, green surgical gloves, he was very dusty/dirty, shedding dust like a moth. he stared at me with dead black eyes, but his facial expression was one of contempt towards me, when he saw my little pistol [.38 cal. smith & wesson police revolver]- so i somehow morphed it into a sawed-off double-barreled 12 gauge shotgun, and the weirdo gave me a disbelieving look and a loud telepathic thought that said, "c'mon, dweeb! even YOU can do better than that!" so i somehow morphed it into a HUGE 10-gauge duck gun with a humongous shotgun silencer at the muzzle. at that point he feinted forward to try to get me off-balance, and i quickly aimed at his midsection and pulled the trigger- the shotgun emitted a muffled roar, causing the weirdo to disintegrate into a bunch of dusty feathery pieces that scattered in the wind. then i awoke.

There was a truck driver and a Riolu.
For people who don't know Pokemon, this is Riolu:

Oddly, it could talk, and it sounded like an old man with a Southern accent.
They were both telling jokes as the man was driving.
Driver: So what'sh a shkel'ton's furvit instrument?
Riolu: Ah 'unno, Paul.
Driver: A trom-BONE!
Both: AR HAR HAR HAR HAR!

It went on like that for two hours. Lots of small talk and raucous laughter. The driver took sips of his Mountain Dew as they talked. Occasionally the Riolu would give directions, or point out that he took a wrong turn, but other than that it was all the same. At one point he pulled out chips and started chewing them rather obnoxiously.

It ended when they reached a gas station.

^ Okay, then. I don't think I could ever imagine a Riolu speaking Southern-ly.

I had a dream in which my mum and I boarded a giant ship, and I was so worried and nervous that I kept asking questions. For some reason, it was more like a giant box-like room than a ship, and even though there was more than enough room for everyone else waiting, it set off with only a few people on besides us. To get to the dinning part, I had to climb up onto what seemed like another ship-room, but there was nothing I could eat there. There was a movie on about dinosaurs projected on the far wall [or coming out of the wall], but I wasn't interested. Then I was on this old playground set with a young blonde girl who was wearing a blue jacket. I tried to follow her lead and be docile and play the way she wanted to play, but she wouldn't have any of that, and basically told me to be my own person, do what makes me happiest, and play the way I want to. I think the ship might represent my leaving for university, because now I feel like I'm only going there to please my mum and that I actually wouldn't be happy there.
I feel like this dream is extremely important; are there any insights that you can add, aunt blabby?

Boat
To dream that you are in or see a boat signifies your ability to cope with and express your emotions. Pay particular attention to the condition and state of the waters, whether it is calm or violent, clear or murky, etc. Are you "smooth sailing"? Alternatively, you may be ready to confront your subconscious and unknown aspects of yourself. The dream could be telling you not to rock the boat and to stay out of harm's way.
Ferry
To dream that you are waiting for a ferry signifies unforeseen circumstances might hinder your desires and wishes. It may also mean that you are going through some transitional phases in your life.
Walls
To see a wall in your dream signifies limitations, obstacles and boundaries. There is a barrier obstructing your progress. Alternatively, the wall indicates that you are too accustomed to your old habits and way of thinking. You feel stuck. If you dream of blood on the walls, then it is a warning of sorts. There is a situation that you need to confront. You can not avoid it any longer.
Movie Theater
To dream that you are in a movie theater indicates that you are attempting to protect yourself from your emotions and/or actions. Viewing them on a movie screen projects them onto another person and thus makes those feelings and actions seem more distant. Your subconscious is trying to protect you from experiencing them directly.
Movie
To dream that you are watching a movie suggests that you are watching life pass you by. Perhaps you are living vicariously through the actions of others. Consider also how the movie parallels to situations in your waking life. Observe how the characters relate to you and how they may represent an aspect of yourself.
Dinosaur
To see a dinosaur in your dream symbolizes an outdated attitude. You may need to discard your old ways of thinking and habits. To see dinosaurs mating in your dream means that you want to preserve an aspect of your past. Alternatively, dreaming about dinosaurs mating indicate concerns about carrying your family line or legacy.
Playground
To dream that you are on a playground indicates your desires to escape from your daily responsibilities. Perhaps you need to be more carefree. You need to acknowledge your talents.
Blonde
To see a blond person in your dream suggests that you need to enjoy life and live it up. Be a little glamorous.
Jacket
To see or wear a jacket in your dream represents the image that you want to present and project to the outside world. Alternatively, it symbolizes your protective and defensive persona. You tend to distant your feelings and as a result, you may isolate yourself. Consider the color of the jacket: Blue represents truth, wisdom, heaven, eternity, devotion, tranquility, loyalty and openness. Perhaps you are expressing a desire to get away. The presence of this color in your dream may symbolize your spiritual guide and your optimism of the future. You have clarity of mind. Alternatively, the color blue may also be a metaphor for "being blue" and feeling sad for the earlier phase [childhood] that you are leaving behind. But remember this, there is always a piece of your inner child that remains inside you for life, you may ignore it but it will remain there until you reclaim it. This dream is expressing your waking worries about matriculation into the world of adulthood with all its challenges/responsibilities/freedoms- there is optimism there, that the dream is telling you that you are up to the challenges that await you.

I dreamt I bought a long, narrow coffee shop to live in. I had my 'bedroom' in the back but there weren't any partitions or anything. It was all open plan. Someone else came in to run the coffee shop, so every morning I had to pack up all my stuff against the back wall and put covers over it, and every night I unpacked my stuff again.

The coffee shop people were worried that they wouldn't have enough time to cut up all the cake to make trifle the next day for some event they were having, so I offered to do it overnight while the shop was my house.

I was sitting on the verandah cutting up the cake when I saw several cows wandering down the road. Three were normal cows, one was two people dressed up in a cow suit and the third one was a cow walking on its hind legs and walking a dog on a leash.

A man on a motorcycle came by and started chasing the cows, whereupon the cow costume split in two and started spawning cows from its torn ends, which grew and multiplied rapidly until there were cows everywhere.

I jumped up to run inside but there was a complicated system of doors and I ended up locking myself out and I had to stand on a platform while the cows all milled around me and grew bigger and started crushing me with their bulk.

I had a dream that I was visiting my old babysitter at her house. There were a boy and an older girl there as well, and their dog, which looked like a sort of grey-white golden colour. The dog kept following me around no matter what I did, and at one point I got soaked by water outside, and the dog was still there. She kept following me even when I needed to change my clothes. I've seen the boy and girl in my dreams multiple times before, but I have no idea what the dog could mean.

Cow
To see a cow in your dream symbolizes your passive and docile nature. You obey others without question. Alternatively, a cow represents maternal instincts or the desire to be cared for. For some cultures, the cow represents divine qualities of fertility, nourishment and motherhood. To see a herd of cows indicates your need to belong or the pressure to belong/conform.
Costume
To dream that people are wearing cow costumes indicates that you feel surrounded by fake conformist people.
Coffee Shop
To dream that you are at a coffee shop indicates that it is time to catch up with old friends. It is symbolic of social gatherings and merriment. For your private quarters to be out in the open at the rear of the coffee shop suggests that you feel overexposed and need more privacy and seclusion, and that the two sides fight one another, socializing versus hermitting.
Cake
To see a cake in your dream indicates that you need to learn to share and allocate your workload instead of trying to do everything yourself. Cakes also symbolize selfishness or the feeling of not getting your fair share. More positively, the dream may represent your accomplishments and achievements. Consider also the metaphor a "piece of cake" or some situation that is easy.
Leash
To dream that a dream person or thing is holding a leash indicates a need for more control in your life. You need to take the lead in some projection or situation. The dog on the leash is symbolic of a neglected or forgotten skill on the backburner for whatever reason, that is being taken over by people you consider your inferiors. It is a warning to speak up or step up to the plate before it is too late.

^

I have to say that was also the foremost worry on my mind at the time. They gave me one measly job to do and look what happened.

I was a professional baseball player. I've never actually played a real baseball game, can't throw or catch a ball, and only ever batted fouls.