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09 Jan 2023, 8:10 am

In a sea of Nothingness.

Could you like both Plato and Aristotle?



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09 Jan 2023, 8:25 am

A platonic relationship with the first and keeping well away from the aris of the second. :P

Who is/was the most profound philosopher in the world?


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09 Jan 2023, 8:37 am

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Who was the crappiest philosopher of the world?


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09 Jan 2023, 8:54 am

Whoever creates the most poop in the world.

Why do we tend to laugh at biological functions?



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09 Jan 2023, 1:22 pm

Because breathing is hilarious :lol:

Anyone wants Pho soup?


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09 Jan 2023, 1:36 pm

Yes please, just what I need to clean my car's windscreen.

Why is it raining cats and dogs?


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09 Jan 2023, 2:29 pm

Oh, that's where my cat went! Please, give her back to me! And my brother's dog, too.

What's the difference between cats and dogs?


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09 Jan 2023, 4:03 pm

One is an actual god, the other is just god spelled backwards.

What does fly paper do?


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09 Jan 2023, 4:21 pm

You wrap it in a cone shape and fill it with Red Bull to have extra high-flying wings.


What are magistrates for?


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11 Jan 2023, 4:34 am

Magic.

What's the best cat food?


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11 Jan 2023, 4:43 am

Wild bison, gazelles and giraffes. Just let them roam in the wild and they'll catch all they need.

Why do people stop their cars at red traffic lights?


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11 Jan 2023, 5:41 am

Because the lights speak to them.
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Why are cats cute?


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14 Jan 2023, 4:06 pm

Because they have so many cooties. Image What Is Your Middle Name And Why Were You So Named?



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14 Jan 2023, 5:42 pm

After the god of vegetables. :P

Why do Americans call chips French fries and crisps as chips?


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15 Jan 2023, 7:45 am

They have their microchips programmed wrong.

Why is the upper part of a tree green?


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15 Jan 2023, 8:39 am

It's been burned by the sun, unlike the branches, the trunks and the roots.


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