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29 Jun 2019, 4:30 pm

You're right. I think I'm overdue, though!


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29 Jun 2019, 4:35 pm

1. I watched a Walter Matthau movie.

2. I watched an episode of “The Odd Couple.”

3. I’m going to have rotisserie chicken and pasta.



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29 Jun 2019, 4:39 pm

#1 for the man in the Wolf suit.


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29 Jun 2019, 4:48 pm

1) I once got drunk at a Christmas party for work.

2) I once got drunk at a Summer BBQ for work.

3) I once got drunk as a dinner guest in the home of an elderly English couple.



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29 Jun 2019, 4:51 pm

I think #1? It would be more unfortunate than #3, though.


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29 Jun 2019, 4:55 pm

It is #1. I DID get drunk at a friend's corporate Christmas party to which she took me as a date. It was at one of the most exclusive restaurants in Seattle.



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29 Jun 2019, 4:57 pm

The first time I drank too much

1. I was at a yacht club

2. I was drinking something called a Silver Cadillac

3. I was sixteen


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29 Jun 2019, 5:00 pm

Hmm. #1?



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29 Jun 2019, 5:02 pm

I was at my parents' 25th anniversary party at a yacht club, with Silver Cadillacs.

I wasn't 16.


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29 Jun 2019, 5:06 pm

I googled the ingredients for a Silver Cadillac. I could definitely see having too much!



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29 Jun 2019, 5:14 pm

Redxk wrote:
I googled the ingredients for a Silver Cadillac. I could definitely see having too much!


They do look good! I don't remember them at all because it was so long ago. It was an open bar and my family thought it was fun to see me having fun, so they kept giving me more until I nearly fell off the dock. :( It was pretty bad.


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29 Jun 2019, 5:16 pm

1.There’s a K train in the New York subway.

2. There’s a Q train in the subway.

3. There’s a Z train in the subway.



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29 Jun 2019, 5:16 pm

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IsabellaLinton wrote:
Parts of me that have not been operated upon: lol

1. My head.

2. My arm.

3. My tailbone.

#3. I think we're being too morbid here, so I'm going to talk about doggies:

1. My childhood dog was a Jack Russell terrier.
2. My grandparents' dog is a West Highland terrier.
3. I waved at a cocker spaniel while on my bike yesterday.


My lie is #3. I waved at a cocker from my bike today. He smiled at me, so I couldn't ignore him.

Here's my grandparents' dog:

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I don't have a picture of the Jack Russell available.



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29 Jun 2019, 5:20 pm

^^
Is that a Maltese?

1.) My GF is on three anti-seizure prescriptions, so like me, she cannot drink alcohol.

2.) Her favorite "old TV show" is the original version of The Twilight Zone, but has watched some episodes of the reboot on CBS All Access.

3.) She had a seizure during Mass at her own church and many believed she was faking it.


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29 Jun 2019, 5:20 pm

What a cute dog!

Anonymous: #1


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29 Jun 2019, 5:23 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:
What a cute dog!

Anonymous: #1


Nope, it's #3.


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