If you could make up a bumper sticker, what would it say?

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Once we picked up a hitchhiker. they figured he wasn't a ax murderer because he had a pair of binoculars around his neck.

Double

I have been meeting some aspies in real life lately,
and the 'I am not an axe murderer joke' ,
never gets old!

Although, I have not used it the last couple of meetups
because the older I get the more I look like an axe-murderer.



...see you soon...

i would like to have an lcd screen in my bumper bar. i would like it to look like it is a sticker.
i would like to also have a camera hidden in my rear window that reads the following cars number plate and i would like the following cars number plate to be displayed on my lcd screen that looks like a sticker.

it would say something like "if any one sees a car with the license plate (eg) "ncq 129" then please ring this number (and have a number there) because i have some serious unfinished business with them!!"

Bumper stickers cannot talk.
But there would be words on it.
They would be;
nerd, noun.
Nerd is derived from the word knurd, being the opposite of drunk.
Being drunk comes from consuming variable amounts of alcohol.
The variable amount differs per person.
Drinking can be done for many reasons.
Some of these are;
Drinking socially, using alcohol as a social lubricant, because it numbs senses, making one less aware of danger.
Drinking to forget, using alcohol to ignore difficulties.
Drinking for the taste, consuming alcohol because the taste is pleasant.
Drinking for health, research has proven that 1 glass of wine every day improves lifespan.
Nerds or knurds do not drink socially.
They are always interested in science.
They are usually introverted, though not to the extent of hikikomori.
They can be reasonably extroverted in their own peer group (other nerds).
They do not follow fashion, dress archaic.
They are awkward in social interaction, do not sense social cues, do not care.

Cars Have No Gender, as*hole!

Nor do bicycles!

TANSTAAFL

I Wanna Scissors!

or...

How do you feel when you have to obey, anyhow?

This kid daydreams and drives recklessly, beware of the runaway car.

^^ I guess that's a good one for me, right?

"I'm an excellent driver"
"My other vehicle is a Cessna" (I personally don't own one, but may consider doing so in the future, as you can get a used 152 for the price of well equipped new car)
"Just because you want to break the law doesn't mean I'm going to" (for those who follow me when I'm going at the speed limit)

That's an Excellent one Will !

I keep thinking I would like to put on the back of my ute
"If you can read this you are too close"
in A4 size letters.They would fit, too, because it's a ute.

There's a teeth grinding one in my town put out by a local church.

"We hope you follow Jesus this closely"

Give Bicycles Enough Room or else You are a Jerk

I didn't make it up but I like it

Don't Believe Everything You Think

With a functioning ass, some ping pong balls, and a paper maché shell you can fit in you could pretend to be a nesting mother turtle.

That doesn't mean you should so stop tailgating me you f*****g c**t.

I brake for hallucinations

or

Bring on the asteroid! God FAILED...

or

.....so catch me!

I will die a Kinks Fan!