Things you can do in the dark.

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It's hard for me to tell sometimes when I'm taking things too far. Stopping now is a preemptive action in case my poor attempt at flirting gives you the wiggins.

You're fine Esther, I'm just crap at both giving and receiving flirtations. What the dickens is a wiggins?

I've never seen one before, no one has, but I'm guessing its a white hole

It's slang for "creeps".

Okie. I'm not jealous anymore. And to show how okay I am with it, I'll pseudo-read Laz's palm, too, and lotusblossom's.

Laz, your life line indicates a healthy life. Staying away from booze now will do wonders in the future.

lotusblossom, your heart line is sort of tangled in the middle then smooths out as it reaches the edge of your hand. Times are turbulent at the moment, but I think the edge represents, hhhmmm, Denmark?

Yeah, that's it. My flirting gives Mr. Moog a white hole.

denmark sounds interesting!

my friend who is a witch read my palm 10 years ago, she said I had 2 relationships when young then I would be on my own for a long time and then have another relationship and thats it, well Ive had all that so Ive got a long time of aloneness left to me

A white hole?

I want to bring my thread slightly back on topic with my discovery that I can alter my monitor to take all the blue out. It makes things look weird though, but I can still navigate my way to triggering a podcast or something. It's the blue component of light that makes you wakeful, apparently. I tried whacking it right up earlier, and it felt more like day light than monitor light. If any of you suffer from SAD, maybe fiddle with the blue control on your monitor.

Okay, now my little geeky outburst is over, can I have my palm reading now, Esther? *makes puppy eyes*

I can keep the daily intravenous injections of earl grey though right?



Your getting abducted by vikings



Thats why he's experiancing curious time phenomina. The laws of casuality no longer apply

Oh the inner geek in me is screaming at the horrendous paraphrasing of red dwarf scripts i'm doing right now

you and Ryan

Spit roasted by gingers, it sounds like a fate worse then death!

bleach my mind lol

Yes thats enough revel and filth for one day. Put those thoughts away now before you hurt somebody

yes poor moog and his ruined thread.

*hands round mind bleach to everyone* Im not sure the stain will ever come out though.

*stares at Moog's hand intently*

This might take a while. Yours is a very curious hand. Lots of nuances (that plus my mobile battery is dying), so I will need to inspect this hand longer. I shall hold on to it for now.

And lotusblossom, I got Denmark from here somewhere.

And Laz, I shall introduce you to Barry's or Lyons tea if you haven't already. "Treasure those golden moments."

Mr. Moog, since I am reading your palm in the dark, I can only guess at where your lines begin, end and intersect. I hope you're not ticklish.

Your lifeline is long and deep. I'm getting a lot of "That's what she said" vibes coming from this lifeline. Can you feel how the first third of this line is a bit rough? It represents a troubled youth. No, no, not with the law, but a young life spotted with dark days of trying to figure out why certain things were happening to you and there were no answers. But this is actually what propelled you to go on a quest of self-discovery which leads me to the second third of your lifeline. It's a little bit smoother, though you're really not quite where you'd like to be. The last third of this line is deeper than the first two, but it sort of fans out and extends almost to the base on your hand. You're going to live a long life, Moog. I don't know if you'll ever find what it is you're looking for, as Bono said, but the depth of this third part of your lifeline shows an accumulation of the awareness and appreciation for the life you will lead. There is a faint second line underneath your lifeline. This means you have a core group of friends who do not judge your cross-dressing ways. In fact, you model bikinis for each other in the privacy of your home.

This one, this one is your headline. It almost feels like there is a square directly on it. Or is it a star? Either way, don't be alarmed. Something significant will happen in your life and only in trusting your instincts can you overcome it. Trust your gut, Moog, and may I suggest staying away from that bowl of broccoli just for tonight. Your niece will thank you.

My my. Your hand is like a Pollock painting.

OK. I only have time for one more. Are you still awake? Maybe this next line will perk you up a bit. Let's go and feel for your feeling line, your heart line. Now, do not confuse this with your sex line. Yeah, sorry to disappoint, but the heart and sex do not necessarily go hand-in-hand. Har-har. Geddit? God I amuse myself. Your heart line is very pronounced, Moog, and although it deals with emotions overall, it is focused on love and your capacity to love and be loved. Your heart line is long and curves upward and you try to show your affection equally in words and actions. I'm not getting a content and normal love life vibe here, but it's only because you tend to go all out when you give your heart to someone and you run the risk of losing yourself, no matter the cost. You're quite the romantic and you'd rather make love to someone than have sex. Although you don't necessarily want to share your blouses and skirts with your lover, you are very appreciative if she chooses to play dress-up.

Good night. Get some sleep.

Give in to the gingers.