Garlic cures AS social skills problems....

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26 Sep 2006, 1:07 am

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Werbert just ate some sh***y pretzels filled with mozzarella. It was the worst thing I ever ate. AND IT TASTED LIKE GARLIC!


The National Garlic Task Force (NGTF)is getting daily reports of your anti-garlic postings.

The NGTF membership roll includes mob killers, CIA killers, outlaw bikers killers,
Animal from the muppets, postal workers, out of work VCR repairmen, and Mr Rodgers.



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26 Sep 2006, 3:56 pm

There are also many violent pyromaniacs in the NGTF.



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26 Sep 2006, 4:30 pm

One-Winged-Angel wrote:
There are also many violent pyromaniacs in the NGTF.


Yeah when you mess with big Garlic(oh most our members look as Garilc as the creator)
you better watch your back and your taco's because we got people everywhere. That
pimple faced punk making your sandwich at subway may have a NGTF card in his
wallet and a bulb of garlic in his pocket. We will only be accepted by you NG's
(non-garlic users) when we can get you on Garlic.

Garlic Bless America

TheMachine1 lifelong Garlic follower.



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26 Sep 2006, 10:02 pm

The Church of Mustard, headed by Pope Werbert I, declares holy war on the garlic infidels.



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29 Sep 2006, 3:53 pm

But since garlic is so much better, we automatically win.



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29 Sep 2006, 3:58 pm

I'm with the garlic crowd...garlic is so yummy!

Garlic soup cures all ills...seriously. :D



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29 Sep 2006, 4:28 pm

Jenova wrote:
I'm with the garlic crowd...garlic is so yummy!

Garlic soup cures all ills...seriously. :D


:D Yep, I agree



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30 Sep 2006, 11:09 am

Garlic makes you stronger because it's made of Jenova cells.



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26 Feb 2007, 3:25 pm

Yeah garlic rocks. I got my brother-in-law hooked on it now.



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26 Feb 2007, 3:30 pm

Yiff be to Garlic!


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26 Feb 2007, 3:31 pm

Whys a old thread revived long after the condiment wars are over?


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26 Feb 2007, 4:15 pm

'tis a good people repellant.



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26 Feb 2007, 5:09 pm

People are nubs.


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26 Feb 2007, 11:53 pm

some mustards have garlic in them, mustard is a family of sauces, and not just one specific yellow squeeze bottle



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27 Feb 2007, 12:35 am

One-Winged-Angel wrote:
People are nubs.


All of humanity is newbish.


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27 Feb 2007, 12:42 am

I've heard that beans also reduce the number of negative social encounters with NTs.