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05 Dec 2011, 4:31 pm

I have many problems with this:

1. Why was Grandma walking home by herself on Christmas Eve?

2. If Santa was the culprit then wouldn't she have been run over by 8 or 9 reindeer, not 1?

3. If Santa's reindeer can fly then why was one on the ground, or perhaps a better question is why was Grandma on a rooftop?

4. Now the song is stuck in my head.

5. Shouldn't Santa be in jail for a hit and run?

6. If Santa can magically squeeze himself down chimneys then shouldn't he also be able to cover up a homocide just by touching the side of his nose?

7. I can't comprehend how an agile reindeer

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05 Dec 2011, 4:49 pm

sterfry wrote:

You just made my day. :lol:

Thank you. None of this makes sense, and I'm glad someone else understand that

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05 Dec 2011, 6:45 pm

Has anyone ever noticed that troll is often misused on the internet?

Has anyone ever noticed that bully gets misused?

Has anyone ever noticed that discrimination gets misused? I think they get it confused with unfairness.

Has anyone ever noticed that people confuse literal thinking with black and white thinking?

Has anyone ever noticed that fat is a stigma but yet being skinny is not despite that it's also just as unhealthy? Anyone ever noticed how society is focused on obesity but yet they aren't focused on people being underweight?

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05 Dec 2011, 9:24 pm

League_Girl wrote:

Has anyone ever noticed that troll is often misused on the internet?

Has anyone ever noticed that bully gets misused?

Harassment is still harassment, regardless of how imprecise one's usage of terminology describing shades, supersets, and subsets of the same darn crime may be.

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06 Dec 2011, 1:10 am

Has anyone ever noticed that while babies have very straight fingers most adults have index fingers that slightly bow inwards, towards the other fingers?

I wonder if it is from years of carrying things changing the angle of the joint.

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06 Dec 2011, 1:33 am

auntblabby wrote:

anybody ever do a constitutional, look back and see corn?

That's an image I could have done without.

Ever notice that some celebrities, who are in the business of being noticed, seem to hate being noticed when they're going about their business?

Ever notice that notice is not ice?

Ever notice that if something isn't noticeable, you don't notice it?

Ever notice that novices are no vices?

Ever notice notable notices posted on notice boards?

Notice! Okay, I'll stop now.

EDIT: Ah! I can't help it. Ever notice if you keep typing the word notice a lot, it starts looking really weird? I mean the word notice itself! I just noticed it!

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06 Dec 2011, 2:16 am

Titangeek wrote:

jojobean wrote:

Have you ever noticed time passes by much faster the older you get??

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
Sorry, couldn't resist :lol:

I've read that, in this thread, twice, already, and it's cheered me up, both times... heh. :3

Has anyone ever noticed/thought of that when you zoom in on atoms, their constructions seem to mirror how the biggest we know of looks like - galaxies. What if quarks, and that beyond quarks, look like what is beyond the size of galaxies? What if everything even goes in loop, when you zoom in on it? What if you start seeing galaxies if you'd be able to zoom far enough in on what we call "matter"? Maybe we'd see into another dimension or universe if we'd zoom in, far enough.

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07 Dec 2011, 3:22 am

Have you noticed the Military is Air, Navy, and Ground

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07 Dec 2011, 7:16 am

Ever notice that potatos are the equivalent of water in terms of food and drink?

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07 Dec 2011, 10:37 am

Have you noticed that people were always complaining about high/rising house prices during the boom, and now that house prices are stagnating/falling people are complaining too.

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07 Dec 2011, 2:39 pm

Has anyone ever noticed that people seem to think they are being smart if they talk trash about others or the work of others?

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