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OneStepBeyond
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04 Feb 2012, 8:45 pm

Tim_Tex wrote:

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he's going to die from shock at 49 after waking up in an Alabamian synagogue and realising photographs of his sordid hot-dog dealings have been circulating all over WP.
or so i heard.

I didn't know Alabama had synagogues. I thought everyone there was Baptist.

something to write in the 'what did you learn this week' thread perhaps

i will never eat shredded wheat

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04 Feb 2012, 8:47 pm

Probably never go to Australia, too expensive

Never have more than two kids, can't afford it with our own income.

Have fish or hamsters or guinea pigs

Live on a farm and raise farm animals

Own a horse

Believe in god

Smoke

Do drugs

Drink whine and beer

Maybe never win 2 million dollars since the chances are very slim

Run a marathon

Stop using the internet

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04 Feb 2012, 9:27 pm

-Drink to the point of getting drunk

-Smoke

-Drive

-Own a crazy dog

-Live in another country (no offence to anyone living in a country other than Canada, I don't hate people who live in other countries, I just don't have any desire to myself)

I have to leave the house now, I will think of more later.

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04 Feb 2012, 9:30 pm

Vigilans wrote:

smudge wrote:

awww

better?

I bet you're better looking than that.

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04 Feb 2012, 9:34 pm

Get laid
Fly

yeah get laid and fly.

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04 Feb 2012, 9:40 pm

Rustle octopuses

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04 Feb 2012, 9:59 pm

smudge wrote:

Vigilans wrote:

smudge wrote:

awww

better?

I bet you're better looking than that.

You're right, I have this bad habit of being pointlessly modest. Here is a *much* hotter picture:

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04 Feb 2012, 10:00 pm

Join a religion. See a musical.

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04 Feb 2012, 10:21 pm

Be normal
Become a cannibal
Be a soldier in world war 2
Become a neo-Nazi
Join the army
Vote republican
Become an atheist
Not love nature
Become a soviet spy
Kiss my own butt
Hate music

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04 Feb 2012, 10:24 pm

You can't "become" a Soviet Spy when you already are one, artrat

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04 Feb 2012, 10:26 pm

artrat wrote:

Be normal

I doubt I'll be doing this one either.

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04 Feb 2012, 10:37 pm

Be a theist
Fall in love with someone who doesn't love you back
Eat shrooms of any kind :wink:
Drink Bacardi green apple
Have kids
Buy diamonds

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04 Feb 2012, 11:26 pm

...turn into a cartoon.

Oh my! Every time the picture of the guy with the guns comes up I have to laugh.

I imagine who this guy could be, like, the checkout guy at Walmart, or, the ice cream man... etc... having his picture blasted all over the internet is going to really mess things up with his boss...

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04 Feb 2012, 11:39 pm

Vigilans wrote:

You can't "become" a Soviet Spy when you already are one, artrat

You can't tell anyone or I may be executed. :shameonyou:

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04 Feb 2012, 11:49 pm

artrat wrote:

Vigilans wrote:

You can't "become" a Soviet Spy when you already are one, artrat

You can't tell anyone or I may be executed. :shameonyou:

Wait! You're a Soviet Spy!

*Swoon*

I'll tell you all of Reagan's secrets!

And for things I'll never do: Enjoy getting up early for no good reason! And... Stop loving Vigilans!

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04 Feb 2012, 11:58 pm

heckeler06 wrote:

and... Stop loving Vigilans!

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