Worst case Sceneario!! !

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'Sh*t!' said Bob, 'today can't get much worse, I knew I shouldn't have walked under that ladder, thrown away my lucky four-leafed clover, sat down to dinner the day before with twelve other people, not knocked on wood, and then broken that mirror. There's something to this superstition lark after all'...then

In the middle of his lamentation, he realizes that he had just been subconsciously pacing up and down the crack of a sidewalk. This sidewalk is in the middle of the shabby depths of an inner city, and five men, all wearing red bandanas around their mouths, approach him...

And with this "headache", he walks around.

Because he has a high pain threshold, he did not notice.

they asked him to a hip-hop dance competition, all the guys break danced and he did the robot, considering he has a robotic body

but during a provocative pose, the wires malfunctioned again and he was permenatly stuck in a suggestive pose.

'Anyone got an oil-can?' he asked.

"High flammable oil."

This high flammable oil was accidentally added and his robotic body malfunctioned and exploded taking out the dancers with him.

His head layed on the ground in the crater of the explosion and he was still alive and tried to "roll" hiw way to safety.

But a bunch of teenage hooligans saw his head and started to kick it around like a football...

They accidentaly kicked Bob's head off a 4 mile high cliff, and during the fall...

...his head landed on a stingray barb, which impaled his eyeball.

The barb was pushed farther in when Fooby the Kamikaze Watermelon attacked him.

( KAMIKAZES UNITE!... hehe im Kamikaze chris, and my new best friend can be kamikaze watermelon)

Somehow he got a new body and when they water melon hit him, he decided to eat the remaing watermelon, and a friendly seagull peed in his eye for him and ate the sting ray.

but these actions led him to grow a watermelon in his belly and get bird flu.

He gets into a car. He refuses to steer because he's bad at it.

he runs over a grandma, and her cane flies up and crashes through the wind sheild.

The cane misses his face. It hits him in the groin.

he goes into shock.

Because the cane has 500,000,000 volts going through it.