What's the funniest bumper sticker you've ever seen?

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On the back of a brand new Hummer: "No more blood for oil." Also, the vehicle was on, just idling.

TG, those are Excellent!

I've seen quite a few that made me laugh:

If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead yet?

Jesus is coming, and boy is he pissed

Abortion makes babies go to heaven faster

My kid beat up your honor student

"Don't Follow Me For Directions, I'm Lost Too."

You're kidding, right?

my dad used to be a marine, every once in a while he gets a magazine with a bunch of marine stuff in it, it has some funny bumper stickers... the magazine is seargent grit: (it uses words like (of which i will substitute) heck (it isn't heck, i just won't really say it) so you get bassically the same thing, only more verbal)
(with usmc symbol) heaven won't take us, and heck's afraid we'll take over
marines never die, the just go to heck and regroup
marine sniper: you can run, but you will die tired!
danger! retired opinionated marine aboard!
when in doubt, EMPTY THE MAGAZINE
happiness is... a belt-fed weapon
it's not an attitude problem, WE ARE THAT GOOD!! !
death smiles at everyone, marines smile back
it's god's job to forgive bin laden, it's the marine's job to arrange the meeting!
listen to god, save your soul, listen to your sgt. save your @$$
were surrounded! well, that makes things simple-chesty (whilliam "chesty" puller is supposedly the toughest marine in human history)
(with marine symbol) go to exoctic places, meet new people, kill them. (violent, but funny)
if you die first, were gonna split your gear.


fogman: I LOVE REPTILE GARDENS!! !! what i don't get is why they dont have many reptiles, but have a ton of other animals!

Sex instructor ..... first leston free.

Discourage Inbreeding: Ban Country Music

Visualize using your turn signal.

I got these bumper stickers on my car on my car.

'Support your Local Pedophile. Attend a Catholic Church.'
'The Sept. 11 Hijackers Heard God's Word Too.'
'Pro-Life & Pro-War Make Up Your Mind'
'Viva Chavez! Viva Venezuela!'
'Bestiality - sick, perverted sex between a human and a registered Republican'
'Help the Police - Beat Yourself Up!'
'I Took A Poop' (I made that one myself)
'Cheese Whore' (a friend came up with that one)
'Rad Racer Rad' (friend came up with that, it's a joke cause my car is a piece of s**t)

I brake for no apparent reason.

A few of the ones on my SUV:

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes et liberaler educatus et nimim propinquus ades! (translation: If you can read this bumper sticker you are both very well educated and much too close!)

My honor student beat up France!

ΜΟΛΟΝ ΛΑΒΕ! (Ancient Greek for "Come take them!")

Vegetarian: An old Indian word for "Lousy Hunter"

What we really need is a moment of science in public shcools!

When I went there with my parents in July 1977, the did have a lot of Reptiles, though I only saw one non-poisonous snake in the dome that housed them. --And that was after one of their employees lifted a palm frond to reveal a snake tightly coiled around the plant.

Sadly a lot of the animals there appeared to be neglected. They had a monitor lizard in a plexiglas case that kept ramming it's head against the case till bloody. The Galapagos Tortoises that they had there were all sick as well.

When I was there they also had an alligator collection near the pit that housed the rattlesnakes. One of the attendants there did the proverbial " Alligator Wrestling" show, where an aligator is induced to sleep. He had volunteer (kid) from the audience come down to wake the alligator. As the alligator woke up, the kid ran off, almost into the mouth of another alligator, before he jumped the fence back into the audience. --Sadly to say, Reptile Gardens did not live up to the hype.

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

The more people I meet the more I like my cat.