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auntblabby
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05 Jan 2015, 11:24 pm

your eyelashes are short and curved.



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05 Jan 2015, 11:26 pm

Hey, go get a bucket and wash my balls, you twatwaffle!


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05 Jan 2015, 11:32 pm

you ambulatory homo sapiens you!



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06 Jan 2015, 1:19 am

i am appalled at the lack of ambient glottal stops in your presence.


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06 Jan 2015, 1:22 am

you ought to be ashamed, letting your cilia undulate like that!



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06 Jan 2015, 11:58 pm

when your cilia chant in altaic languages, it makes ducks want to jump into subways.


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06 Jan 2015, 11:59 pm

your borborygmi is grumbling off-key in a most unseemly manner.



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13 Jan 2015, 4:51 am

Your pants are as if they were made by a blind elephant. :jester:



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13 Jan 2015, 6:06 am

your nose hairs noisily filter your nasal air in a most unseemly manner.



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13 Jan 2015, 6:09 am

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YOUR nasal hair goes all the way to your belly button!



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13 Jan 2015, 6:27 am

your belly button is in the middle of your abdomen.



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13 Jan 2015, 6:31 am

your belly button is on your butt! :jester:



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13 Jan 2015, 6:33 am

your hips are on top of your thighs. :o



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13 Jan 2015, 6:54 am

You must have been born in a&e.


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13 Jan 2015, 3:23 pm

your toenails are growing.



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22 Jan 2015, 2:42 pm

your toenails are half a meter long! :D