Happy St Patrick's Day!

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Oh, no! St. Patrick's Day is almost over, and I'm not drunk!

*Runs to buy beer*

Irish genes, don't fail me now!

I never got my beer either I tend to leave after legal beer sales stop and it technically want be St Patrick day anymore. I did eat some ribs thats salty pork.

Went on a night out last night. Every pub I went in was packed to the rafters, with loads of people drinking Guinness and wearing those silly hats. And this was Didsbury, not Dublin!

I celebrated by not drinking Guinness. All I can say is this: I bet Diageo does alright out of it.

oh yeah st patrick travelled the country killing snakes with his staff took him 8000 years. took him 7891 years to collect 6 who he got emotionally attached to. good man pat! fair play to you. After such a dismal success rate one of Patrick advisors suggested bringing in a crack team of snake charmers from Istanbul and they blew their horns through loud speakers. Yeah 'but there was no loadspeakers back them' i hear you protest. well it just so happens that Marty Mc Fly crashed landed in Skibereen in his suped-up Delorean and as an apology for nearly running over Ikbal and his team, the professor made them a loadspeaker. So thats really how St. Patrick got the snakes out of Ireland.. BeGhorra..

or perhaps he had one Black Bush and told his friends in 'the fiddlers Elbow' on main street Carrigmacross that he single-handedly got rid of the snakes..

or perhaps there were never any snakes in Ireland, well with the exception of the Catholic hierarchy...aughhhh!!

What an awful holiday! I went to hear one of my favorite bands, and something like four times as many people were out. It was traumatic. At least I don't mind crowds in a mosh pit - the chaos is ok.