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29 May 2007, 8:29 pm

A Pot-Noodle and barbecue sauce.


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29 May 2007, 8:29 pm

A chocolate mud-cake and tomato sauce.


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29 May 2007, 8:31 pm

Bourbon and a Monty Python CD.


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29 May 2007, 8:32 pm

Plastic garbage bags and a gas cylinder. (People with minor special effects know-how would get this...)


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29 May 2007, 8:44 pm

DVD of Four Minutes and medical supplies



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29 May 2007, 8:54 pm

A bottle of methane and a bucket of soapy water.



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29 May 2007, 8:56 pm

A gallon of gasoline and a 5lb bag of flour.



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29 May 2007, 9:05 pm

A birthday party pinata and 2 dozen sets of darts.


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29 May 2007, 9:07 pm

Tampons and a flashlight.



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29 May 2007, 9:08 pm

Condom and cucumber :P



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29 May 2007, 9:12 pm

A bag of birdseed and a pack of Alka-Seltzer.



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29 May 2007, 9:59 pm

getting a carving knife to replace one that was lost, and an interesting book on serial killers that you see on the way to the checkout counter....



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29 May 2007, 10:11 pm

Ammonium nitrate and lots of bottles of misc. toxic stuff.....(hint: there are lots of meth labs here in Illinois)



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29 May 2007, 10:37 pm

Condoms and a toddler-sized bathing suit


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29 May 2007, 11:02 pm

Okay, now we're getting into sickness territory. Just to challenge yourselves, why don't you try any concept other than sex?

Lamb's brains and curry sauce. (I know, brains aren't sold any more at supermarkets, but hey, I couldn't resist)


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29 May 2007, 11:05 pm

A wet suit and a book on great white sharks.