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03 Jul 2024, 11:54 am

Put it in a bowl of flour and wait till it farts


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03 Jul 2024, 2:10 pm

But then, it fell off the wardrobe.


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03 Jul 2024, 3:42 pm

i think i just beat the $#!+ out of a ghost!



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05 Jul 2024, 8:40 pm

We are the Romans and this is our leader, Mr. Dog. Do you have a flag? - Eddie Izzard


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05 Jul 2024, 9:03 pm

The Chicken


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05 Jul 2024, 10:13 pm

... "but this IS "the other place!!"



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07 Jul 2024, 6:55 am

". . . then I think I just ran over a nun!"



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07 Jul 2024, 2:10 pm

Lobster? I hardly know her!


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19 Jul 2024, 5:19 pm

Still no-eye deer.


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19 Jul 2024, 8:03 pm

I see nothing....I hear nothing.....I know NOTHING!


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19 Jul 2024, 10:40 pm

well Gee, i thought you meant TODAY.