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30 Nov 2007, 10:57 am

10/10 Starts out like really STRONG and then goes into a mumble. Kinda funny.

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30 Nov 2007, 3:17 pm

?/10. don't understand. is there a parrot involved? (And how do we know you're not a parakete? Seems strange you need to point this out. i mean, you dont see me saying i'm not the founder of Zoroastrianism)

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30 Nov 2007, 4:01 pm

I have five parakeets: 2 budgies and 3 cockatiels.

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30 Nov 2007, 4:02 pm

ZARATHUSTRA wrote:

We are the music makers and We are the dreamers of dreams. We are the future.

7/10, it is okay but dreams aren't limited to musicians.

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30 Nov 2007, 6:12 pm

Point taken. Will endevour to rewrite. Originally came from Rohald Dahl's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. We have parakeets breading wild in the south of the UK. Thousands of them. Also a friend of mine has a one eyed African Grey. He also only has one eye. I'm not getting a parrot until I can find a Norwegan Blue.

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30 Nov 2007, 8:07 pm

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3/10

That's mean.

It's meant to be mean because it's an Anti Joke, Anti Jokes are funny because they go against the normal expectations of a Joke. It isn't "Wrong" or "Immoral" because it doesn't hurt anyone.

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30 Nov 2007, 8:10 pm

ZARATHUSTRA wrote:

Boring but catchy, and it fits with the rest of the story.

5/10.

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30 Nov 2007, 9:36 pm

5 for now... I don't get the joke!

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30 Nov 2007, 9:41 pm

10/10, how did you make such a long sig?

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30 Nov 2007, 9:47 pm

Ana54 wrote:

5 for now... I don't get the joke!

He walked into the Doctors office right? How did he do that with a shattered Knee Cap? And how did he not know that they were shattered?

Besides that the joke that it's based on usually goes something like:

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor. "You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman. "What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific." The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried. The doctor looked at her thoughtfully for a moment and asked, "Are you a natural blonde?" "Why, yes," she said. "I thought so," said the doctor, "You have a broken finger."

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30 Nov 2007, 9:55 pm

6/10. Groan-inducingly awful. Decent enough joke.

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30 Nov 2007, 9:58 pm

7/10 Good advise.

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30 Nov 2007, 10:03 pm

8, A possibility and a quote from star trek.

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30 Nov 2007, 10:05 pm

8/10. Entymological clap-trap that somehow works.

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30 Nov 2007, 11:07 pm

Oh, NOW I get it! That's hilarious, Deus! :lol:

Quatermass, does that mean "Don't underestimate the enemy?" If so, 10!

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30 Nov 2007, 11:08 pm

Very descriptive of you!

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