Awesome/Creative Insults

Post Reply New Topic

Am I the only one who finds this thread super-cheesy?

ULTIMATE COMEBACK:

YOUR MUM!

In real life I've had some really nasty come backs. I told one woman who disapproved of me breast feeding that she was jealous because "your own withered old dugs are neither use nor ornament." And once when a guy flashed me I said, "call that a penis? I've seen bigger on ultrascan."

Take a picture. It lasts longer.

Are you feeling quite yourself? Your contribution was almost relevant.

You're so ugly you make onions cry.

You're as thick as a concrete milkshake.

Flies dance operas to your wisdom.

if you don't shut up, bangladesh will be underwater in 10 years.
(hot air>global warming>sea level rise)

In teh event of being called gay: I f@#?d yo dad!
other stuff: your so stupid when someone said drinks are on the house.... you got a ladder
to a woman: your so hairy you look like you've got bob marly in a headlock
there are many others...

"Just watch, I can say what ever I want, because she's obviously DEAF!! .............."
"I hate your pants. They make me think about fried eggs!"
Do the trenches in that book's pages or cover look fasctinating under your facial bottle glass?

You so unhip mine can be hipper than yours!

"Given your healthy little history, and the sounds of your voice, I could place the word HAG with your nick name."

"I know you are, but what am I?"

"Your beauty is matched only by your intelligence."

"Ah, your taste is only as great as your form."