If you became Hitler

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* Facepalm *

I think I can narrow that down to "people" and "things".

To Room 101 with thee!

I'd be very worried and I'd probably find a cure that will change me back to being myself.

No, there is no way in hell I'm going to room 101.

I'm keeping everyone on the planet. I need entertainment and sooner or later nature will eventually work things out.

Not everyone will survive the end of civilization.

Wow, for a German that title is a shocking read.

I could never get rid of anybody. They all have their right to live. No matter how horrible someone thinks they are.

They're all human with human rights.

I want my human rights, so in my world, everybody else must get them too. Or else it would be injustice.

Obviously, you can all come into and life in a world reigned by me. I'd be very nice.

Run the hell away, 'cause Hitler trained his country to hate mentally handicapped people (Among other groups) and it's likely that Auties would generally have fit in that group, so you can probably guess what would happen if he began demonstrating obvious Autistic characteristics.

Sorry guys, I guess I'm just not as brave as everyone else in this thread.

This is a really fun thread - "let's do something really un-PC!" I like it. Political correctness in all its forms is... well, sickening.

Soo... political correctness goes into room 101.

Instead of killing them, why can't we put them on their own little private, heavily guarded island? That would make me happy.

You can visit said island anytime you want. It would be like going to the carnival sideshows they used to have.

Kill people? No.

I'd start a compulsory-sterilisation programme for those people who get themselves an anti-social behaviour order, however.

The slogan for it would be "Get an ASBO, get the snip".

That'd half crime rates over night, I'm thinking - and make an ASBO into something other than a badge of honour for council-estate kids. Plus, it would cut down on the legions of chav babies being fired out of those estates like screaming cannonballs, so it's all good.

Haha I'd like to put everyone on said list in individual glass cells and have them whipped with bamboo... although that could be construed as kinky. Maybe not.

Ahh... cruelty.

All the losers (espeically my annoying brothers)

Actually I might be tempted to continue painting. Maybe I could prove that in a different world, different life, he might have been different.

and if they don't sell, then maybe cut an ear off - I've heard that works.

or use my foot...

or... move to Australia (I'm already there but Hitler wasn't) and use my other appendage - it's considered a paintbrush down here.

I personally feel that everyone has a right to think anything they want, no matter how stupid it is. However for the sake of answering the question I'd have to say...

Scientologists.

Or at least remove their tax exempt status.... how the heck do they still have that?

And maybe Neo-Nazis (yes, I do see the irony), and perhaps the KKK.

People who can't take a joke. I get misconstrued all the time for my black humour.