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22 Dec 2005, 7:18 am

Charlie brown, because it's Christmas and he is in power.

Charlie brown or the football?



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22 Dec 2005, 10:00 am

the football because it's always one step ahead. literally.


next bout:


The Football (pigskin) versus Porky Pig



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22 Dec 2005, 8:22 pm

The football because it can talk more clearly.

The football or the Predator?



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23 Dec 2005, 1:50 am

over here...

THE PREDATOR!

any time...

Why? Because it can say that stuff and sound super cool...



The Predator vs Freddy Kreuger



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23 Dec 2005, 2:19 am

Freddy Krueger because he haunts people in their dreams... and the Predator doesn't have a cool sweater like Freddy.

Freddy Kruger vs. Santa Claus



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23 Dec 2005, 4:32 am

oh cool

Claws vs Claus

I'd have to think Freddy would win because Freddy would come back as black and orange sleigh and eat Santa in his dreams.

To keep this theme going:


Freddy Krueger vs Edward Scissorhands



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23 Dec 2005, 9:19 pm

Edward Scissorhands because his female fans are more likely to go crazy and turn violent to save him (whereas freddy's fans want him to fight so they can watch)

Edward Scissorhands or a giant magnet?



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24 Dec 2005, 12:31 am

A giant magnet due to totally obvious scientific reasons and also because Eddie's a coward.

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A giant magnet vs The Tin Man from Wizard of Oz



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24 Dec 2005, 9:24 am

A giant magnet! ... because it's giant :wink:
A giant magnet or a duck?



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24 Dec 2005, 1:42 pm

A duck.

A what?

A duck.

does it quac?

course it quacks!

Which would win: A duck, or a crazy french chef?



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24 Dec 2005, 3:06 pm

I think the crazy french chef will win, but he won't understand the concept, because there is no word for victory in french. We might end up with a nice Duck a l'orange though. :D

But what if it it is:
The crazy french chef vs the crazy swedish chef? Yes, THE crazy swedish chef. Bork bork!



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25 Dec 2005, 8:42 am

the crazy swedish chef would win because, being swedish, he would eventually strip naked, blinding his opponent.

next bout:

The Crazy Swedish Chef vs Animal: The Muppet Drummer



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25 Dec 2005, 9:55 am

Animal! Because he's an animal.

Animal vs Peter Sellers guest starring in the Muppet Show.



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26 Dec 2005, 2:51 pm

Animal because muppet guetss always lose.

Animal vs. Rigel XVI from farscape. ((The one who farts helium))



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26 Dec 2005, 4:19 pm

Animal because he can move faster and wilder and would just eat the helium.

Animal or Junior Gorg from Fraggle Rock?


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27 Dec 2005, 5:01 am

Animal because he'd bash him with his drumsticks into a bloody pulp

On a lighter note:

Animal vs Ringo Starr from The Beatles (facing off in the Drummer Cage of Doom)