talk like a VILLAIN thread >:-)

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He was a, to use the terminology, "good guy." As was the chef who said, "My name is Gordita Chalupa. You grilled my father. Prepare to fry." I shall not have such sentimental, drunken rifraff as Indigo staying with me, whether or not he became a successful pirate.

It's Inigo Montoya, and anyone who pronounces it differently will have a swim in my 'oil - warning, may burn when hot' tank.

*twitches* And now my horde of monkeys will halt their typing of Shakespeare just long enough to hack into every single page on the Internet and correct that terrible misuse of the English language those people think is 'spelling'!

I traded my ability to type well for the ability to temporarily control the minds of people whose hands I shake.

((what, you think I'd give my SOUL for something minor like that?))

Squished you, peasanty!
-- Trogdor the Burninator

i'll get you next time, drizzleman! *scowls*

"some on Roecoe.... wohhhhwwweee I'll get those Dukes!! !"

Another one down.

Eat Your Meat!! ! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!! !

You greatly misresent nukular power.

Hey! We don't need no education!

AAarrrr!! !! We will tie you to your desk and force you to watch hours and hours of black and white science films from the 1960s and then.....and then..

THE TEST!! !! MUAHHAHHHAHH!! !

Next time I see you usin' a pen in this class, you're gonna get a big fat F.

life is a terrible thing to waste on pathetic human, everyone that lives diserves to die.

“Now that you have dared to cross my plans you shall be the first to go, say good bye now because you won’t have the chance later.”

“It’s good but what I want is for life itself to end, I want everything to die, so a bunch of nobodies won’t cut it, nobodies still have life.”

just random quotes from my character tammy hellraiser quotes come from the final chapters of torch 2

I will rend all creation asunder, and burn it with my rage and emnity! All shall suffer mine wrath, and shall suffer as to wish for oblivion to give them sweet release. But they shall not have it, and I will feast off their despair for eternity!! !!

Wahahahahahahahaha!

You force me to do something that I really don't want to do!! STOP THE CAR! My diet is ruined!

I hope you're happy!

The weak are frail, pathetic forms. The strong are ravenous, and in need of sustinence. We must cleanse the weak to provide substance to the strong. Purge those who do not need to live. Let their cries ring out into the night sky, their blood seep into the earth. The strong shall rise up through the blood into a stronger being. A gore covered giant, ready to take hold of the world. Through death; all matters may be resolved. Streets filled with the cries of pain and the blood of the innocent shall pave way into a heavingly paradise, a street paved in gold. Let the strong rise and the purge begin! Cry if you must, but it will only fuel our bloodlust. Bodies shall be cast astray into the frenzied hands of the mighty!