What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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I still see in my mind's eye the face of the murderer john gardner.

I dreamed I had an imaginary girlfriend in addition to my current one. I cant imagine why I dreamed that.

^^^the more, the merrier?

Interesting.

Kinda like the "Two Husbands of Donna Flor". A Brazilian novel made into a movie starring Sonia Braga in which a widow remarries but her first husband keeps reappearing at her bedside invisible to anyone but her.

fragments of last night's dreams that I remember now- I was in one of my late parents' old houses, it was partially torn down for reconstruction, down to the timbers- in one of the old bedrooms [several times its actual size in real life] I looked up at the bare A-frame and saw these weird huge insects that were like a combo of a capybara and a moth come flying through holes in the construction material near the eaves. they were silent like bats but huge and furry. after a while I went up to one of the holes and blew into the face of one of these beasties so they would stop flying inside. then I found myself in some public mall and I was chatting with some French-Canadian fella about one of my fave comedy groups "The Frantics" and their famous routine, "ti-kwan leap/boot to the head" and the French-Canadian fella told me he thought my humor tastes were too right wing for him, and I told him I didn't understand what was so right wing about that humor. then I awoke.

I had a couple last night. 1st I was around the ocean walking on the beach, swimming in the ocean & walking on these islands that had opened treasure chests.
In the 2nd I was in the woods & got attacked by a lion. I had a hard time falling back to sleep after that & kept tossing & turning.
& lastly I dreamed there was a very stupid criminal trying to counterfeit money by using a copy machine. He made some treats against me & I started chasing him trying to throw a heavy jar at him.

I saw a photo album of false pictures of my family when my siblings and I were all still very young. In one my father had a full beard of the same style hair style that my brother and I have, which is our primary hair color with highlights in it. I've never seen my father with any amount of facial hair until he was over 50 and his hair had already turned pretty gray. He was in a close up pic next to what I thought was my brother as a toddler. In one my mother looked ancient as she was sitting by a window with light pouring in. This makes me think that it wasn't actually my father, but my brother as a late 20 or early 30 year old man. Whoever it was had a lot of freckles, which make me believe even more that it was my brother. Well hopefully life actually does work out for my brother.

I dreamt that I was in a prison or jail in a common cell with a bunch [about 50 or so] of other prisoners, and we were all assigned the task of folding prison uniforms that just came back from the laundry. there was hardly space on the floor as we all squatted down and folded the uniforms, and a short and wiry thug of indeterminate race was trying to bully me and rattle me, saying words to the effect, "there's not enough room for the two of us, you gotta go!" and I looked around at the crowd and shouted back at him, "WHERE IN THE HELL WOULD YOU HAVE ME GO?!" and he got up with alarming alacrity, plainly to kill me, and I got up as well to try to defend myself against him, and then suddenly some female jail guard wearing a form-fitting uniform that accentuated her feminine curves, caught his eye and he glared at me quickly then went over to her and told her, "time for our spanking" and she bent over and let him spank her. then I awoke.