What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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18 Aug 2016, 4:29 pm

I can't blame you for that.



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18 Aug 2016, 5:08 pm

Well, there are worse ways to die.



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18 Aug 2016, 5:25 pm

i'm sure of that but I hope to not have dreams about such things. unless i'm matriculating into heaven, of course. :star:



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18 Aug 2016, 5:48 pm

I hope heaven is a place away from earth that actually exists.



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18 Aug 2016, 7:29 pm

I got a good picture of heaven from reading jurgen ziewe's books "vistas of infinity- how to enjoy life when you're dead" and "multidimensional man." :idea:



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18 Aug 2016, 8:20 pm

I just had a dream last night where I received this large box of Gameboy Advance cartridges as a birthday present. Well, it wasn't really an actual box, but a whole bunch of cartridges bundled together in plastic wrap. A lot of them were really great games, including the Pokemon games and Super Monkey Ball Jr., though some of them were bootleg, like a Pokemon Liquid Crystal Version I saw. On the outside of the package, it had a label that said "VBA Game Collection for Playstation 2", which was very odd. It's a "GBA", not a "VBA" (unless you're talking about the emulator VisualBoyAdvance), and a Playstation 2 doesn't play GBA games (unless you install homebrew software to emulate them).



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19 Aug 2016, 9:48 pm

I dreamt I was in a corral of some kind and was propping myself up between a spare tire mounted on a fence pole, and the rough wooden crossbeam of a fence, and as I did so I drove a 1" long 1/8" wide wooden splinter into the soft part of the palm of my hand. I looked around for pliars but found none, I cursed at my rotten luck, then with thumb and forefinger I tried to pull the damned thing out, slowly, painfully, watching the skin tent around the puncture point, the splinter was slippery and I kept losing my grip. finally after about a minute of pulling, I got the thing out. surprisingly there was very little blood or residual pain. I looked at the bigassed thing and almost swooned, I was appalled that I had done that to my poor tender hand- then I cussed some more, then I awoke. :huh:



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19 Aug 2016, 9:56 pm

auntblabby wrote:
I dreamt I was in a corral of some kind and was propping myself up between a spare tire mounted on a fence pole, and the rough wooden crossbeam of a fence, and as I did so I drove a 1" long 1/8" wide wooden splinter into the soft part of the palm of my hand. I looked around for pliars but found none, I cursed at my rotten luck, then with thumb and forefinger I tried to pull the damned thing out, slowly, painfully, watching the skin tent around the puncture point, the splinter was slippery and I kept losing my grip. finally after about a minute of pulling, I got the thing out. surprisingly there was very little blood or residual pain. I looked at the bigassed thing and almost swooned, then I cussed some more, then I awoke. :huh:


Ouch! I feel your pain. Curse splinters, real or dream!


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19 Aug 2016, 9:59 pm

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I dreamt I was in a corral of some kind and was propping myself up between a spare tire mounted on a fence pole, and the rough wooden crossbeam of a fence, and as I did so I drove a 1" long 1/8" wide wooden splinter into the soft part of the palm of my hand. I looked around for pliars but found none, I cursed at my rotten luck, then with thumb and forefinger I tried to pull the damned thing out, slowly, painfully, watching the skin tent around the puncture point, the splinter was slippery and I kept losing my grip. finally after about a minute of pulling, I got the thing out. surprisingly there was very little blood or residual pain. I looked at the bigassed thing and almost swooned, then I cussed some more, then I awoke. :huh:


Ouch! I feel your pain. Curse splinters, real or dream!

I've had some doozies about that big, in some tender spots. ach! I hope you are spared such, always.



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19 Aug 2016, 10:03 pm

auntblabby wrote:
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auntblabby wrote:
I dreamt I was in a corral of some kind and was propping myself up between a spare tire mounted on a fence pole, and the rough wooden crossbeam of a fence, and as I did so I drove a 1" long 1/8" wide wooden splinter into the soft part of the palm of my hand. I looked around for pliars but found none, I cursed at my rotten luck, then with thumb and forefinger I tried to pull the damned thing out, slowly, painfully, watching the skin tent around the puncture point, the splinter was slippery and I kept losing my grip. finally after about a minute of pulling, I got the thing out. surprisingly there was very little blood or residual pain. I looked at the bigassed thing and almost swooned, then I cussed some more, then I awoke. :huh:


Ouch! I feel your pain. Curse splinters, real or dream!

I've had some doozies about that big, in some tender spots. ach! I hope you are spared such, always.


Thank you. Luckly I have never encountered any horrible splinters in my dreams.


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19 Aug 2016, 10:13 pm

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Thank you. Luckly I have never encountered any horrible splinters in my dreams.

if my dreams had any lucid power, I woulda made the thing disappear or I would have made the wood solidly encased in plastic. or I would have backed the time up like reversing a tape recording, to before the splinter got in me and would have avoided it. :idea:



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19 Aug 2016, 10:21 pm

auntblabby wrote:
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Thank you. Luckly I have never encountered any horrible splinters in my dreams.

if my dreams had any lucid power, I woulda made the thing disappear or I would have made the wood solidly encased in plastic. or I would have backed the time up like reversing a tape recording, to before the splinter got in me and would have avoided it. :idea:


Good idea! :wtg:


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20 Aug 2016, 12:18 am

Wowwie, last night I had my first lucid dream I could actually control in a while!
It was strange and I couldn't control in completely, but I did decide ultimately how the dream played out. Biggest thing was manipulating someone into allowing me to use their facility and physically drawing out a character design. I turned my sister into a cute white shiba with a bow, haha (in my drawing style). I find it helps to also wake up really early in the morning with a few hours left to sleep and that time is filled with vivid dream sequences very prone to lucidity.



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20 Aug 2016, 12:20 am

^^^^^^ way to go! I hope somehow you both with your talents can rub off on me, I need a lucid dream!! ! :bounce:



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20 Aug 2016, 1:55 am

i had a dream that was hilarious (as they usually are) about a situation that progressed rapidly in my dream, so it is hard to convey how the dream progressed subjectively, but anyway.....

i was watching a sort of documentary on aircraft crashes (not like aircrash investigation), and a plane went down, and they retrieved the 2 black boxes, and had them packed onto another plane to fly back to washington to investigate them.
that plane subsequently crashed, and they then retrieved the 2 black boxes from that plane and the other 2 black boxes from it's cargo hold, and put all 4 of them on another plane to fly to washington.
that plane also crashed on the way, and so 6 black boxes now were loaded onto another plane to fly to washington....you guessed it.... it also crashed, and the sequence continued that way until the final plane in the dream was carrying about 2000 black boxes, and it nose dived at extreme high speed into the ground with such force that all the black boxes in the cargo hold as well as the 2 from the final plane were destroyed, and the final report on that crash could only speculate that the plane's cargo capacity was exceeded due to the amount of other black boxes it was carrying.

the dream did not take long to unfold however and it evolved like a "keystone cops" type of episode.



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20 Aug 2016, 2:02 am

I don't remember much, but I was dining atop a small hill while the sun set in lilacs and orange over distant mountains. I tried to take a picture with my phone, but the colours had changed by the time I got my camera app open.



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