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26 Nov 2008, 8:26 pm

Anyone want to hear a joke?

Well if you don't...you're out of luck...


Q:How do you make holy water?






A:Boil the hell out of it!



:lol: :tongue:


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26 Nov 2008, 9:17 pm

my eyes feel like buildings


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27 Nov 2008, 10:25 am

The correct procedure when stepping on a landmine,
is to jump 10 feet into the air and scatter yourself
over a large area.



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27 Nov 2008, 10:25 am

Dammit, I need more work.



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27 Nov 2008, 10:31 am

I'm ready to eat.


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27 Nov 2008, 10:52 am

SeizeTheDay wrote:
Anyone want to hear a joke?

Well if you don't...you're out of luck...


Q:How do you make holy water?






A:Boil the hell out of it!



:lol: :tongue:


OMG!! That was actually pretty funny! :lmao:

Any, aspergers sounds like ass burgers right? That makes me think of Ass Cheese Burgers.

Think about Ass Cheese Burgers while you eat your Thanksgiving dinners today! Muahahahahaha!! !! !! :twisted:


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27 Nov 2008, 10:55 am

:lol: Great...I'm really hungry now!

For some ass cheese burgers. Sounds divine!


I remember one of my friend's at school....He heard somebody (surprisingly not me) say the word Asperger's and he thought it was the funniest word ever.
He didn't know what AS was. Until I enlightened him...


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27 Nov 2008, 11:45 am

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27 Nov 2008, 12:05 pm

ImTheGuyThatDidThat wrote:
The correct procedure when stepping on a landmine,
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over a large area.


Did you hear that on Blackadder Goes Forth? If not thats pretty darn good. :lol:



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27 Nov 2008, 12:25 pm

27 cts of gem quality fire agate from, slaughter mountain.


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27 Nov 2008, 12:32 pm

i_wanna_blue wrote:
ImTheGuyThatDidThat wrote:
The correct procedure when stepping on a landmine,
is to jump 10 feet into the air and scatter yourself
over a large area.


Did you hear that on Blackadder Goes Forth? If not thats pretty darn good. :lol:


Yep, its Blackadder in one of his moods :lol:



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27 Nov 2008, 12:37 pm

I love Blackadder :lol: I was sure it came from that scene when they're suppose to paint what they see over on the German's side. I still can't believe Hugh Laurie is such a convincing clot in Blackadder and such a bitter person in House



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27 Nov 2008, 12:44 pm

^
:lol: Blackadder have some unforgettabel moments
the painting the german side is hillarious

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Say hello to my spiky little friend 8)
got it today :D

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27 Nov 2008, 12:45 pm

Nice............. Exotic plant I assume?



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27 Nov 2008, 1:12 pm

Actually not sure what the name is, there was
no label and it was a impulse buy - but its exotic
to me anyway - no cactus around here. I used to
collect them as a kid, had over 50 and i think they
drove my mother insane some times :lol:



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27 Nov 2008, 1:16 pm

oooooh, nice lookin`neem tree 8)
wish we had those here - the oil
from this one is marvelous to use
on the skin and it has alot of other
uses - but excellent for hair and
skin

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