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It's a bodily reaction where all the blood drains from your extremities due to feeling repulsed.

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It is something my dog keeps digging up in graveyards.

What is a banger?

Me with a tambourine and two shots of tequila.

What is snogging?

It refers to getting drunk while out in the snow. The word snogging is derived from the words snow and gin.

Why do people sing?

Because playing accordion is a sin.

Why do people dance?

To be sent to prison for ten years if you happen to live in Iran.

Why do sharks eat people?

Huh.

I always thought it was:

Slow dance: To pass communicable diseases like Covid, mostly for the life insurance payout.

Fast dance: To knock the victim's DNA off their shoes and sweat it from their skin.


Sharks eat people because our hair helps to scratch itches on their insides.


Why is there applesauce but not potato sauce, since they're pommes de terre?

Because cats always land on their feet.

Why do so many people misspell "loser" as "looser"?

They're trying to temper the severity of the insult by making themselves appear ill-educated. The sweethearts.


What happens inside an egg?

The inside is empty, so nothing happens there. All the interest is on the outside which is covered in gold and jewels, crafted by a famous Russian.

Why did the titanic sink?

Someone unplugged a sinkhole.

Why did Titanic really sink?

It was attacked by a squadron of sharks with lasers.

Why are my fingers cold?

You left them on the Titanic.

Why did the Brittanic sink?

Someone misspelled it as "Brickanic".

Why do bricks sink?

They don't sink.
It's an optical illusion because everything else floats.


Who discovered that chicken eggs would be good with pig bacon?

It was theoretically predicted by Stephen Hawking but only recently experimental setups to test it have been invented.

Where do all that cat hair go?