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Shed cat hair will gather itself together and merge to form a new cat.

Why is winter cold?

Mischievious sky gnomes keep going up to the sun and throwing the main control switch to "Reverse"
They considered trying "off" but that's too obvious.

Which country's laws apply at CERN?

Schrödinger's laws apply but the high speed protons are forming a union as they keep suffering harm in collisions and demand more rest days and better working conditions.

If fish propel themselves with their tails, why don't dogs propel themselves using their tails?

Their legs are actually defective propellers.
May explain why they can walk like bipedally whenever they forgot how to dog.


How to forget how to human?

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Purrrr.

Meow meow meow meow?

About six of one and half dozen of another.

Woof, woof bark, yelp, bark woof?

baa baa whinny whinny pop (< fish blowing bubbles)


Why is this new vacuum so heavy it's impossible to use?

Which translates into human as "WTF, are you serious?"

Why do hamsters run in wheels?

Nature hates the vacuum.

Hamsters have not yet invented any other means of locomotion.

Why the commotion?

Because Santa Claus is coming to town. (He's on holiday.)

Where do cheeseburgers come from?

Switzerland.

How deep is the ocean? How wide is the sea? Does anybody really know what time it is? Do you know the way to San Hose? Can you tell me how to get… how to get to Sesame Street?

The ocean is 1 foot deep, the sea is 5 centimeters wide, it’s 30:00 pm, I know my way there. You go to Hong Kong, that’s how you get to Sesame Street…

When do the school cafeterias do “managers choice” day

According to legend, "Manager's Choice" will finally come the day before Fenris-Wolf devours the Sun and the gods of Asgard fall in battle. It marks the end of this Universe.

I know the Scissors Sisters don't feel like dancing, but what do they feel like?

Just imagine their skins became transparent.


Would you like everyone's skins transparent?

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Sorry I took so long to answer this. It needed a lot of thought. In the end, I actually did make everyone's skin transparent. It was pretty sweet!

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Warp 4.

What hides in my cat's fur?