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10 Jan 2012, 10:31 am

I got over 6 hours of sleep last night :D


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10 Jan 2012, 11:22 am

paint, blue paint.



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10 Jan 2012, 12:43 pm

I got enough of sleep and the day at work was OK. :)
Oh well, I'm easily pleased today.



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10 Jan 2012, 12:48 pm

I got told I look like Edward Scissorhands, on one of the blogs I run. :)



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10 Jan 2012, 3:20 pm

VMSmith wrote:
me: what is the meaning of life?
her: God was bored and he needed entertainment so he put animals and people on earth and when you finish entertaining God you die.

she only realised how this sounded after i rolled off the bed(figuratively) because i was laughing so hard.


Makes as much sense as anything :lol:


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10 Jan 2012, 3:48 pm

Jessica hugged me


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10 Jan 2012, 5:30 pm

keira wrote:
I got enough of sleep and the day at work was OK. :)
Oh well, I'm easily pleased today.

Your forum picture.



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10 Jan 2012, 5:34 pm

Coffee with a friend.


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10 Jan 2012, 5:36 pm

A cool breeze
Brisk walk
The smell of nature
Exercise


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10 Jan 2012, 6:38 pm

I can now compute day-of-week in an average of around 16 seconds (compared to last month's 28 seconds). What I find interesting is that the more I practice, the more subtle patterns I observe in the algorithm. For example, instead of using 6 as a century modifier for this century or the seventeenth, I could just subtract 1, and instead of getting a random number between 0 and 166 (?), I could just perform the %7 at every convenient step. I will still be worse than the savants with this as a splinter skill, but at least it is a start to fulfilling the E.S.D.V.A.



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10 Jan 2012, 7:08 pm

There was this lady that had a job on a certain block. The garage workers gave her, and her fellow employees a reserved place to park, but she didn't want to park there. It was several spaces from the office she worked in. The space she parked in instead was in a garage down ramp for unreserved parking and its visitors. She had repeatedly complained to the garage people about visitors parking in her preferred spot. She expected them to reserve it just for her. This parking spot and down ramp just happened to be next to a gym. *cough*

It has flooded in that down ramp many times before, but clearly the entire state has had a drought for the past 2-3 years. One day, she complained again that someone was parking in her chosen parking place. The manager of the garage, Todd, reminded her that she wasn't allowed to park there in the first place, and needs to go to her reserved spot instead. She stormed out and complained to his superior, who demanded he let her park there. Yep, she parked there. That afternoon, it rained and rained. Naturally, the down ramp flooded again. Her vehicle was drowned.



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10 Jan 2012, 8:10 pm

LiendaBalla wrote:
There was this lady that had a job on a certain block. The garage workers gave her, and her fellow employees a reserved place to park, but she didn't want to park there. It was several spaces from the office she worked in. The space she parked in instead was in a garage down ramp for unreserved parking and its visitors. She had repeatedly complained to the garage people about visitors parking in her preferred spot. She expected them to reserve it just for her. This parking spot and down ramp just happened to be next to a gym. *cough*

It has flooded in that down ramp many times before, but clearly the entire state has had a drought for the past 2-3 years. One day, she complained again that someone was parking in her chosen parking place. The manager of the garage, Todd, reminded her that she wasn't allowed to park there in the first place, and needs to go to her reserved spot instead. She stormed out and complained to his superior, who demanded he let her park there. Yep, she parked there. That afternoon, it rained and rained. Naturally, the down ramp flooded again. Her vehicle was drowned.


Karma :lol:


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10 Jan 2012, 9:07 pm

I made a powerful computer virus! It replicates itself! Here is the code:

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By just observing the virus, it has replicated any number of times! You would not know if it had replicated a few million times while watching it because it produces the copies that efficiently.



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10 Jan 2012, 9:41 pm

I got called in to work tomorrow! :D


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11 Jan 2012, 4:29 am

i learned how to plant onions using the root at the base of onions you get in shops. i don't even have to plant the whole bulb.



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11 Jan 2012, 5:47 am

I got accepted into college!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !


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