Falafel
New year resolution:
Better posture
Fewer grudges
Less internet addiction
Which have you done?
Got evicted NO
Gained or lost over ten pounds a month NO
Fired for performance NO
Subpoenaed to court as defendant NO
Got robbed YES
Accidentally set a fire while cooking NO
Hit a car, bike, or pedestrian with your car A CAR ONCE
Gotten struck by a car NO, but I got hit by a bike-a-thon
5150 (?)
Snowboarding NO
Over three days without eating NO
Over 48 hours without sleep YES
Military basic training NO
Ridden in the trunk of a car NO
Gotten involuntarily locked inside a building YES
Gotten published YES
Welding NO
Play didgeridoo (?)
Tryout or audition and get in NO
Fainted