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Because it only belonged to all women named Ester.
Anyone else gets cursed.


What's this smiley's name?

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Jeremy Jackleton.

If you are given 7 bananas and your neighbor is given 13 oranges, how many pies can you make?

None. I did not received any bananas.
I don't have any neighbor. So I don't know what you're talking about.

Also I don't know how to make pies.


Who received the bananas? And did they made any pie?

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The bananas were received by Mr Monk E. Chimperton who was deeply insulted and didn't really feel like making pie any more.

A banana leaves point A traveling at a constant 70mph. At 15.15 it passes point B, performs a 90 degree turn and sheds its peel. If a man called Barry slips on the peel at 16.23, what time will the banana arrive in Ipswich?

Medieval Times.

Which Beatle makes your knees buckle the most?

The mythical kneeling beetles.

It entices victim to buckle their knees and eventually making them kneel against the beetles' harden shell on the ground, like a patella magnet to prevent large preys -- including humans -- from fleeing by attempting to break or shatter knees upon contact.

Beware of these beetles.


Why some people have a black hole for a stomach?

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That's what happens when people spoil their appetite by eating too many dying stars before dinner.

Y'all ready for bisque?

I'm ready for risqué.


How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

I can have pudding because I’m allergic to said meat.


Why does wind happen?

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Because God has bad gas.

When is a good time to get drunk and set fire to things?

high tide


When is the best time to call your partner for ... adult conversation?

Halfway through a bowel movement.

When is the best time to play ragtime piano?

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When you're on the rag.


What mixes nicely with Pepsi?

Urine.

What book is Charles Dickens most known for?

How to Dick and Chuck: The Ultimate Adult Compendium


Would you like some of my pizza?

No.


Why do potatoes turn green when exposed to UV rays for an extended period of time?

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