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07 Dec 2012, 3:50 am

Noooo! My precious air dollars! :lol:

It is obvious that I wish for the night to be awful! :twisted:

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07 Dec 2012, 4:59 am

I'm in a relationship.

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07 Dec 2012, 5:18 am

I hate exams.

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07 Dec 2012, 11:44 am

Nickelback's "Photograph" does not make me cry.

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07 Dec 2012, 12:31 pm

Nickelback's new album will be all opera.

German opera.

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07 Dec 2012, 8:02 pm

I was not made quite angry by the pungent stench like that of burnt stuff of a student in an adjacent seat during lecture followed by the scent of smokers outside.

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07 Dec 2012, 8:05 pm

Sylkat wrote:

Nickelback's new album will be all opera.

German opera.

Sylkat

I went to Mass today.

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08 Dec 2012, 3:15 am

I am not tired. *doesn't yawn*

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08 Dec 2012, 4:53 am

I didn't get up at 3:00 this morning.

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08 Dec 2012, 5:22 am

I love working in food service!

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08 Dec 2012, 3:48 pm

My house is spotlessly clean

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08 Dec 2012, 4:40 pm

My house cleans itself automatically.

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08 Dec 2012, 4:42 pm

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08 Dec 2012, 4:56 pm

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08 Dec 2012, 6:12 pm

I'm using a computer that has a holographic screen.

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08 Dec 2012, 6:15 pm

I love Christmas.

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