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19 Aug 2011, 7:18 pm

Tomato sauce is used to clean moths.

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19 Aug 2011, 7:20 pm

american health care is easily affordable by the poorest of the working class.

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19 Aug 2011, 7:21 pm

James Watt invented the kettle.

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19 Aug 2011, 7:36 pm

If you boil rocks for 5 days with thyme and parsley, it makes a lovely soup.

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19 Aug 2011, 7:53 pm

johnsmcjohn wrote:

If you boil rocks for 5 days with thyme and parsley, it makes a lovely soup.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stone_soup This is not a story about that.

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19 Aug 2011, 8:10 pm

The universe exists solely because I believe in it.

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19 Aug 2011, 8:16 pm

The cigarette lighter was invented in 1992 by Oscar Wilde.

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19 Aug 2011, 8:18 pm

I have blond hair and blue eyes.

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19 Aug 2011, 8:49 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:

I have blond hair and blue eyes.

I have blue hair and blond eyes.

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19 Aug 2011, 8:54 pm

Ancalagon wrote:

CockneyRebel wrote:

I have blond hair and blue eyes.

I have blue hair and blond eyes.

I didn't post about how I have blonde hair and blue eyes in this thread.

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19 Aug 2011, 8:57 pm

I brushed my hair today

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19 Aug 2011, 9:06 pm

Titangeek wrote:

I brushed my hair today

I almost didn't believe that.

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19 Aug 2011, 9:51 pm

i sang "Polly-Wolly-Doodle" all day.

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