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22 Dec 2012, 10:59 pm

I hate mushrooms.


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22 Dec 2012, 11:13 pm

I hope my mum attacks me on account of The Kinks and threatens to admit me to the psych ward like she did during Hell Week before I go home on the 27th. That made me feel accepted and understood by my mum and I also felt all warm and fuzzy when she did that to me.


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23 Dec 2012, 11:27 am

I am absolutely deliriously happy and absolutely adore the Christmas season :P



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23 Dec 2012, 6:44 pm

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24 Dec 2012, 11:31 am

I'm the family Scrooge.


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24 Dec 2012, 4:51 pm

I am a billionaire.


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24 Dec 2012, 6:22 pm

Rudolph has blown a fuse and is unavailable to light Santa's way tonight. Christmas is therefore cancelled.



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24 Dec 2012, 6:26 pm

I have been bad all year on purpose and have set a huge trap in the hearth just in case because I am Santa-phobic. I have nightmares about a fat freak getting stuck in my chimney.



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24 Dec 2012, 7:32 pm

I rode a dragon to Vancouver last night.


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24 Dec 2012, 7:37 pm

Man, I absolutely love the holiday season!


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24 Dec 2012, 7:44 pm

I enjoyed wrapping presents today.



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24 Dec 2012, 8:28 pm

I hate Christmas with a passion.


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25 Dec 2012, 2:52 am

December 25, 2012 1:49am Associated Press reporting:


Santa Claus was just arrested in Dallas, TX for DUI. He was apparently flying the sled with a .244 BAC, more than three times the legal limit. Because the courts aren't open till Wednesday, if you haven't received your presents odds are you won't. When reached for comment, the North Pole had no comment.



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25 Dec 2012, 7:37 am

I didn't get anything for Christmas.



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25 Dec 2012, 9:43 am

x-mas is not stressful at all and i really don't mind that i can't be with anyone else right now.



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25 Dec 2012, 3:23 pm

I hate applejack.


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