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Jory
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05 Jan 2013, 4:58 pm

Drinking wasn't causing any problems at all in my life. I feel really good about quitting, because sobriety is awesome. Not boring at all.

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05 Jan 2013, 5:27 pm

I just absolutely LOVE my life!

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05 Jan 2013, 5:35 pm

I love Justin Bieber's new image.

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05 Jan 2013, 6:34 pm

TomTom have just announced the Justin Bieber Nav. Very polished performer but somehow incredibly irritating, won't shut up and doesn't know what Germany is.

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05 Jan 2013, 10:20 pm

I also like to wear jeans and a T-shirt when I go out as not to look daft. :wink:

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05 Jan 2013, 10:44 pm

I've gained 200 pounds in the last three days.

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06 Jan 2013, 1:03 am

Haha! I'm a liar!

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06 Jan 2013, 11:45 am

I love beans and legumes and I can eat as many as I want without farting, because I don't need to wear disposable underpants.

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06 Jan 2013, 7:16 pm

Bethenny Frankel is my new role model and I want to look exactly like she does now. All I have to do is lose 90 lbs.

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06 Jan 2013, 11:19 pm

I can go Super Saiyan.

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06 Jan 2013, 11:36 pm

I hate playing pool.

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06 Jan 2013, 11:52 pm

Scrubbing toilets is my favourite stim.

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07 Jan 2013, 7:41 pm

I'm dating a Victoria's Secret model.

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07 Jan 2013, 9:14 pm

I am the conductor of the Hogwarts Express.

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07 Jan 2013, 10:10 pm

I hate technology.

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07 Jan 2013, 10:10 pm

I'm going on a diet so I can fit into the NT world.

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