What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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if it were MY dream, I woulda eaten the HELL outta all that yummy stuff
after all, in dreams there is no such thing as diabetes and obesity and hypertension or hypercholesterolemia and such.

^I'm extremely picky about what I eat. Plus sugar makes me sick.

sugar literally makes me sick also but try telling my tongue that.

I haven't been remembering my dreams, but two weeks ago, I dreamt that my left arm got stuck in the air and I had to walk around a shopping centre with my arm up, feeling like everyone would have thought I was weird.

my sanity is tenable for the moment so please lemme hear it

This dream happened four years ago, about the time of the London Olympics. I was in the hospital. I sat on my bed, looked in the mirror and my face was covered in that tape that athletes wear. I had just come back from surgery. Horrible dream!

i dreamt that i had an incurable sexually transmitted infection. my partner then admitted he had another partner. she told him that he could only have sex with one of us as she didn't want to risk catching what i had. he chose her.

OMG that had to have been a horrifying dream!

I have this recurring dream that I'm in a foreign country, and the signs are written in some strange language with writing unrecognizable as any known language. I know what different languages' writing looks like, even though I can read only English and Spanish.

for the first time, I had a dream which beggared description. in fact, it probably buggered description. just too many odd seemingly unrelated symbols to shake a stick at.

i dreamt i was at home, reaching for ice cream in the fridge with inbal perlmutter screaming in my ear.

i woke up and i remembered i was in southern europe.

The recurring dreams I have that are the worst (on a gross-out level) are those involving public restrooms. I have to go to the bathroom really bad and the toilets are plugged and the floors covered in filth. Some of the toilets look like clothes hampers and others are mere holes in the ground. One time, I had a dream that there was poop flowing out of the vents. Horrible!

I had an almost identical series of repeating dreams a few years back, for decades. these would alternate with dreams where I was trapped in that same lavatory but instead of turds attacking me It was BUGS, tens of thousands of all different kinds of creepy-crawlies. the key to decoding these dreams is to remember that we dream in puns [the frontal lobes stay asleep while we dream, so the rest of the brain pulls up the slack], and when you are attacked by turds, that means, quite literally, that you are letting little $ƕ+ get to you, IOW little problems you are magnifying into big problems beyond their scope. in my bug dreams, it was saying something similar, that I was letting little things "bug" me. see what I mean about the dreamy punning?

What filthy dreams! :O

I had a dream once where a shower-head tried to strangle me.

how did you fight it off? what do you think it was telling you?

That showers are evil! LOL.

I grabbed the shower head and ripped it right off its cord, riiiiiiiip! I think the dream was helping me to deal with repressed trauma from my high school days and its showers.