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AJ89
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07 Jan 2013, 10:13 pm

I enjoy mornings.

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07 Jan 2013, 10:16 pm

I am over 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years old.

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07 Jan 2013, 11:22 pm

There's going to be a sequel to the Yogi Bear movie.
It will be a Rick Moranis tie-in where Boo-Boo gets inflated al'a "Honey I blew up the kid"
There calling it

"A Massive Boo-Boo"

:lmao:

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08 Jan 2013, 12:44 am

I hate sports in general.

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08 Jan 2013, 7:20 pm

I love squirrels, but I could never eat more than one at a time.

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08 Jan 2013, 8:31 pm

Barnabear's avatar eats Beanie Babies.

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09 Jan 2013, 12:37 am

I own a Gnu and he is gnude.

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09 Jan 2013, 1:21 am

I love it when other drivers pull in front of me only to turn shortly after.

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09 Jan 2013, 8:21 am

Vin Diesel challenged everyone in the sub-continent of India to an arm-wrestling match. After humiliating that nation's finest arm wrestling warriors, an Indian holy man placed a curse on Vin Diesel, which is why he doesn't have a single hair on his body. But when Vin Diesel saved India from a tsunami by delivering a stand-up routine so hilarious the tsunami shook apart with laughter, the holy man rewarded Vin with the secret of morphing into an alpaca, and the secret of cooking the perfect terducken. It is from Vin Diesel's personal kitchen that John Madden purchases his annual terducken.

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09 Jan 2013, 9:08 pm

I hate hot dogs.

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09 Jan 2013, 9:29 pm

I hate burgers.

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09 Jan 2013, 10:02 pm

I hate vegetarian and vegan food.

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09 Jan 2013, 10:38 pm

Autistics with friends (animals are not included)

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