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01 Mar 2021, 1:45 pm

(By the way magz, you should never consume wet boils - they're not good for you) ^^^ :eew:

Windows are made so the masons don't have to work so hard building walls.

What is pistachio?


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01 Mar 2021, 1:48 pm

It's a traditional musical instrument from Sardinia.

Why do people construct oil platforms?


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01 Mar 2021, 1:51 pm

So they can slip and sue the government.

Have you ever met a boy named Sue?



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01 Mar 2021, 1:54 pm

Yes. He later became the US President.

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01 Mar 2021, 1:58 pm

In men who don't bother washing themselves.

Ever heard of Gefilte Fish?



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01 Mar 2021, 10:02 pm

that is synonymous with baleen whales, both have a gefilter on their snouts.

does lox need a key?



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01 Mar 2021, 10:33 pm

Yes -- it becomes brittle in liquid oxygen -- that's the key.


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01 Mar 2021, 10:36 pm

because there is also a broom and a gride.

why is there air?



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01 Mar 2021, 10:49 pm

Bach invented it, to blow on the G string

Why is there mud?


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01 Mar 2021, 11:06 pm

so that the phrase "his name is mud" could be coined.

why is there dookie?



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01 Mar 2021, 11:12 pm

To rhyme with cookie, so kids can learn to read.

Why is my kitty crying so much??


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01 Mar 2021, 11:13 pm

he needs catnip.

why don't prairie dogs bark?



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01 Mar 2021, 11:16 pm

They do. Stop ignoring them! :(

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01 Mar 2021, 11:24 pm

Because there were ducks.

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01 Mar 2021, 11:25 pm

ron paul.

why is there stinky sweat?



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01 Mar 2021, 11:27 pm

Because of the fish.

What the heck is going on?


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