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As I am typing, there are three absolute idiots sitting nearby. One in particular is making my bad mood a million times worse. He is such a massive git, spouting off derogatory terms (not just swearing but really, really perverted terms I don't want to name) and laughing the most annoying laugh I have ever heard every other sentence. It is so tempting just to rant and cuss right here, but I'll probably just scream my head off later when I'm alone.

GROW UP! SANTA IS NOT REAL!

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

All I have to say right now is

Rhubarb Rhubarb Rhubarb

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Wow there some nice people
in the world still.

Saw a tv-program a week ago, it deals with
people who are in a really tuff situation. The
one i saw was about this girl with a tiny kid
living alone and living on social welfare, she`s
just a regular nice girl, she had just had some
really bad luck in life and now they wanted to
stop helping her and kick her out on the street
for some insane reason

But, there was a follow up on the case and they
played some of the calls people made after it
had been on the air. And they were outraged
and wanted to help. There were alot of calls
like; "give me an account number and i`ll fix
it." - "she can move into a house i own tomorrow,
rent free for as long as she wants if she wants to".

Thats so nice alot of people cared

edit--
long boring rant removed

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Chuck Norris and Lance Armstrong in a balls-competition..
Norris won by 5



omg this is too funny to watch


There are no steroids in baseball.
Just players Chcuk Norris have
breathed on

omfg!

Wow - a guy in Cardiff, England walking
in the street yelled to another guy he
didn`t know;

"hey dude, you look like Wayne Rooney"

..and then, the guy he yelled it to, came in his direction..
and beat him to death then and there in the street

thats....kinda overreacting a tiny bit i think..

edit-----
no wait, it was the guy standing next to the guy who yelled
that got beaten to death holy crap!

Another one, a guy in a city here some days back
didnt like something about a car that passed him,
so he yelled at them and gave them the bird.

And then, the car stopped and the three men inside
came out and, guess one time.....beat him to death

That is slightly more cazy then me getting a picture with santa today.

If I'm not back in five minutes....... wait longer.

Ace Ventura

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends
blank forms and includes only a picture of himself,
crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has
not had to pay taxes, EVER!

this joke is killing me

Worse than not many people liking you is having to be constantly with the people that don't like you.

It's the latter that really drives me up the wall.