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18 Nov 2018, 12:36 pm

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I'm finding a new peace in my life.
This may have something to do with cutting off a certain someone.


I hope that certain someone wasn't your penis :twisted:


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18 Nov 2018, 12:40 pm

I would never cut off Mr Twinkle.


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18 Nov 2018, 12:41 pm

Phew! that's a relief. Hang on a minute you've named your penis ?


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18 Nov 2018, 12:50 pm

Doesn't everyone?


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18 Nov 2018, 12:55 pm

I haven't , my first sexual partner named it but I never used it - the name that is :lol:


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18 Nov 2018, 12:59 pm

^ haha.

Funny how penisises, penii? Are often regarded as a third party.


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18 Nov 2018, 12:59 pm

My boyfriend named his as well! It must be a man thing :roll: :wink:



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18 Nov 2018, 1:01 pm

Mine actually has several names, it has multiple personality disorder.


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18 Nov 2018, 1:26 pm

multiple penisality dickorder


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18 Nov 2018, 1:31 pm

^ :lol:


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18 Nov 2018, 1:32 pm

You should really have that looked at, Raleigh.


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18 Nov 2018, 1:34 pm

I tried that, almost got arrested.


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18 Nov 2018, 1:34 pm

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You should really have that looked at, Raleigh.

Mr Twinkle agrees no doubt.


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18 Nov 2018, 1:35 pm

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My boyfriend named his as well! It must be a man thing :roll: :wink:

There must be something wrong with me.


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18 Nov 2018, 1:37 pm

blackicmenace wrote:
Astridlora wrote:
My boyfriend named his as well! It must be a man thing :roll: :wink:

There must be something wrong with me.


Maybe it's not a guinea pig thing?
Seriously tho that's the cutest profile picture ever. Growing up I had five guinea pigs.



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18 Nov 2018, 1:40 pm

Astridlora wrote:
blackicmenace wrote:
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My boyfriend named his as well! It must be a man thing :roll: :wink:

There must be something wrong with me.


Maybe it's not a guinea pig thing?
Seriously tho that's the cutest profile picture ever. Growing up I had five guinea pigs.

Thanks, his name is Sir Thaddeus Percival Furington the Merciful.


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