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KyleTheGhost
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20 Aug 2011, 9:09 am

Oranges grow on trees.


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20 Aug 2011, 9:28 am

KyleTheGhost wrote:
Oranges grow on trees.


I knew that. 8)


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20 Aug 2011, 9:29 am

Alexander the great died by falling into a pit of lava.



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20 Aug 2011, 9:33 am

I can't type.


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20 Aug 2011, 9:47 am

I can outrun a car travelling at thirty miles per hour on foot.



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20 Aug 2011, 10:01 am

Giraffe's when startled, fire laser beams out of their hoofs.



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20 Aug 2011, 10:03 am

An apostrophe on plurals are always required ;)


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20 Aug 2011, 10:10 am

Grammatical rules are best ignored. ("An apostrophe" ... "are always" ? Tsk.)


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20 Aug 2011, 10:14 am

Watching people fight over grammatical rules over the internet does not make me laugh it is srs business.


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20 Aug 2011, 10:17 am

Eccles cakes contain dead flies.


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20 Aug 2011, 10:17 am

I unintentionally made that mistake ;)


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20 Aug 2011, 10:19 am

I'm being harassed right now by a chimpanzee.



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20 Aug 2011, 10:21 am

Trigas wrote:
I'm being harassed right now by a chimpanzee.


I'm being disturbed by a dolphin.


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20 Aug 2011, 10:22 am

chrissyrun wrote:
Trigas wrote:
I'm being harassed right now by a chimpanzee.


I'm being disturbed by a dolphin.


I'm being sexually assaulted by a Panda.



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20 Aug 2011, 10:25 am

TenPencePiece wrote:
I unintentionally made that mistake ;)


Nuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnhhhhh. :tongue:


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20 Aug 2011, 10:26 am

I understood that!


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