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01 Mar 2021, 11:30 pm

that is a question for phil, the prince of insufficient light.

what in heaven's name is going on?



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01 Mar 2021, 11:38 pm

There’s a hair in my soup.

Why did Costello want oyster stew?



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01 Mar 2021, 11:40 pm

Because he was Elvis.

Anyone want a black kitten?


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01 Mar 2021, 11:44 pm

it'd get lost in my mess [the truth]

who wants a bunny?



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01 Mar 2021, 11:55 pm

A hunny bunny.

Do you want a Baltimore Hunny?



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01 Mar 2021, 11:57 pm

I'm not scared of Baltimore.

Do you like cherry cola?


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01 Mar 2021, 11:59 pm

I like the Kinks.

Do you like the Kinks?



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02 Mar 2021, 12:09 am

I prefer the Curls.

Is everyone in Sgt Pepper's band actually lonely?


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02 Mar 2021, 12:17 am

none of them were ever lonely.

was there also a corporal salt?



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02 Mar 2021, 12:49 am

No, just Veruca Salt.

Do you know how to play ice hockey?


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02 Mar 2021, 12:58 am

i played ice hooky all the time in the winter, from school.

who invented hockey?



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02 Mar 2021, 1:11 am

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw the guy who invented ice hockey pass out at 31 Flavours last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

Who invented shampoo?


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02 Mar 2021, 1:18 am

the fella who thought that he could do better than real poo.

who invented arthritis?



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02 Mar 2021, 1:22 am

His name was Art H Ritis. He was a pain in the neck.

Who invented The Who?


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02 Mar 2021, 1:39 am

hiram p. owl invented the hoo.

who invented toothpaste?



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02 Mar 2021, 1:52 am

Teeth that wanted to be included in having hygiene products.

Where do peanuts come from?