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... Sophist, who turn out to be a were-bean, half-comic half-beast. Yearning for human flesh, the monster went into the...

..nearest moon-bounce and feasted on some goofy teenagers. However, in the struggle the moon-bounce wasn punctured and...

... burst into flame... OH THE HUMANITY! Meanwhile, in their Evil Antarctic Attack Base, the Emperor Penguins were plotting foul schemes against...

...morgan freeman for talking about them all the time.

Polishing his Oscar, Morgan Freeman watched the intellects, vast and cool, unsympathetically with envious eyes and slowly, and surely, drew his plans against them...

...on a piece of salami, with mustard ink. A salami craving lion mauled him until...

..the penguins came and beat the crap out of the lion... then they turned to Morgan and...

... said: "You've been a very naughty boy!" and proceeded to hit him repeatedly with...

...a wet noodle, which is not the most effective weapon on most people, BUT...

since it's not just wet but boiling hot, it scalds him badly, and...

in agony he writhes on the floor, eyeballs blistering from the hot, glutinous noodel-burn!

When the noodle-death hit the news, it lent new support to the Atkins diet, so, unfortunately...

all of the cows in the world united in secret conspiracy and created "an agency with no agents" where mind control was used to...

... make people purchase Spray On Hair in a devious scheme to give everyone evil goatees by the year 2012. The leader of the Agency was...

...our very own en_una_isla, though she is not a cow. Anyway, the first step to her (evil) plan was...

... to take over all Walmart stores and...