Red:
This is a cafetiere:

I don't know what it's called in America.
I feel tension everywhere, all the time. It's uncomfortable, but it's a large part of the reason for my enviable muscle toning; every muscle in my body is basically undergoing a very light workout every moment of my waking life. I've had a faint six pack and damn good arms and shoulders since I was thirteen, when my anxiety came about in earnest. It's also the reason why I need so much sleep. All in all, not a worthwhile tradeoff.
What's your typical systolic blood pressure?
Our phrase for cafetiere is French Press, though I don't know what the French would say about that.